Ceti

profile:

• name: Ceti (/ˈsiːtaɪ/)
• age: /
• pronouns: he/him
• profession: part-timer at lidl
• single??
• species: UFOchi, Uncommon Brain (though often mistaken as a Common)

• timid and nervous, somewhat stupid for his kind
• after landing on earth and scanning current trends he decided to adopt the "eboy"-style
• he occasionally makes tiktoks with moderate success. some people really love his "gimmick" (the "horns")
• he thinks christianity is a hobby, that eboys are christians and thus thinks eboys like veggie tales 
• doesnt understand the concept of religion in general
• human society is far too complicated for him, but he does like humans
• love and sexuality are very interesting to him

anatomy:

• his "horns" are organs these aliens use to express and identify emotions. he is capable of hiding them while in his human form but it makes him unable to express any emotions including thru his face. his facial expressions are based on what he learned from humans
• he shapeshifts relatively slowly, and basically has to mold the form into place. keeping it in place is taxing for him and if he cant keep it up he will start to "melt"
• his "skin", "flesh" etc. are stretchy and soft like mochi and he is sweet to the taste, but easy to choke on if not chewed properly. slime aliens are considered a delicacy on many planets, despite being intelligent beings capable of emotions
• if wounded, he "bleeds" a gooey pink substance that tastes similar to strawberries
• he has no visible internal organs aside from a brain, anything he swallows floats around inside of him until the fluids inside digest it fully. he has no need to excrete anything as he is able to fully use absolutely everything in anything he consumes, including poisonous things
• his flesh is highly nutritious but also sometimes poisonous, depending on what he has recently consumed
• slime aliens can only be killed if their brains are incinerated
• he is not at all sticky to the touch, just very soft
• his skin can be stretched very far without breaking apart, but is not immune to sharp things
• his skin his partly translucent, so he has to hide his brain using bandages when in his human form
• he has no teeth in his human form. and no tongue. for some reason no one ever notices
• slime aliens reproduce asexually
• slime aliens have no sex characteristics or concept of gender, as they dont need to. he simply adapted based on human social structure and thus uses he pronouns 

• named after the Cetus constellation
• he works at a lidl and lives together with a human who found him