Françios "Whiskers Jelly" Rou

There once was a cat with a hungry belly,

The name of the cat was Whiskers Jelly,

His throat was dry and his bowl was bare,

Meow, me furry cats, meow.

Soon may the kittyman come

    with some birds and mice and some tasty nums

One day, when the critters come, 

    we'll eat 'til our bellies are full.

Well, Jelly got his boys and they gathered 'round, They scattered seeds from a sack they found,

I'hopes that the seeds they spread on the ground

 would bring small critters aboot.

Soon may the kittyman come

    with some birds and mice and some tasty nums

One day, when the critters come, 

    we'll eat 'til our bellies are full.

Well, the gang was bored and morale had dipped,

'Til one of the seeds grew green catnip,

They sniffed and they snacked and they all got ripped,

They all had a meow that night.

Soon may the kittyman come

    with some birds and mice and some tasty nums

One day, when the critters come, 

    we'll eat 'til our bellies are full.

Well their heads were hung when the morn' was nigh,

The nip was strong and they all got high,

Their bellies were shrunk and their bowls still dry,

Oh bring us some mice today!

Soon may the kitty-man come

    with some birds and mice and some tasty nums

One day, when the critters come, 

    we'll eat 'til our bellies are full!