Jessica Terry

Taught their mouse Bones to steal for her (its biggest prize was a moped, noone quiet knows how it drove it back)

Their colour choices look like they'd be pleasant to talk to they're really not

Perptually looks like they've been crying (they're just bad at makeup)

Cannot brush their hair (theres an actual bird nest in there)

Works at a call centre - but does not answer the phone (they'll probably be fired soon)