Almog's Links
"That one? Yeah I haven't heard anything of them"
I have nothing against people who unapologetically speak their minds. In fact, I prefer it. With that being said, allow me to speak mine: You’re a pathetic worm wriggling aimlessly beneath the dirt. Have you never stopped to question why we fallen act how we do? Have you never considered that angemos like you perpetuate our cause? Your words are meaningless, pitiful attempts at insults. Perhaps I’ll have to show you, up close and personal, my more…volatile mixtures.
"THE MICHAELTRAP THEORY IS REAL ASSHOLE"
"NO IT'S NOT MICHAEL WAS MIKE SCHMIDT YOU DICK"
"I stand by everything I've said about people deserving to be born fallen. I don't know what's *exactly* wrong with this one, but she's pissing me off. It's not common I actually despise someone, especially not without a good reason..."
“ I stand by everything I’ve said about Heavenlys. Not surprisingly, my opinion could not be swayed by this aggressive stick of spaghetti and meatballs. He won’t be so confident the moment he actually tries something, but I’m not against stalking my prey. ”
"I've seen him around, yeah. He seems nice to be around, but also his wings are like twice the size of his body?? How does he even get in an office? ANYWHERE?? How does he do his job??"
" My oh my! Ether... I've heard a lot of him, more on the humorous side, hehe. I'm not one for deliberate mockery, but when you're a bystander, you can always laugh to anything. I encourage this behaviour. Don't tell anyone I said that, though."
"Complains about me being 'annoying' while being an active criminal like...don't you have court to worry about? It's people like him that make me think there's a reason people are born fallen. Doomed from the start."
"Oh, this one... Arguing gives me a headache, and he's a running chronic trigger for me. It's like he doesn't have a filter both on his mouth and his thoughts, can he shut up for a second..? Maybe it's my karma, ugh."
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"You want me to talk about him TWICE? Fine. Listen- snobby heavenlies deserve a kiss with my fists sometimes, and he is one of them. Crescendo likes him, and that's just another tick in the checklist for me to dislike him even more- WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT ME? DOOMED FROM THE START?!?! LISTEN IF I WERE A HEAVENLY I WOULD OUTCLASS YOU IN EVERY-" (the rest of this opinion has been stopped, courtesy of the narrative.)
"Dori me. Interimo, adapare. Dori me. Ameno, ameno. Latire, latiremo. Dori me, dimere matiro. Matiremo. Ameno. Omenare imperavi ameno--"
"SHUT UP! in hebrew ✨ ti-ste-mi-ta-pe! TISTEMITAPE"
You should be put down- like a dog with rabies.... disrespectfully <3
Preheat the oven to 180°C
Sprinkle the bones with salt and pepper and bake in the oven for anywhere between 10–20 minutes, depending on their thickness. The marrow should start melting and bubbling around the edges slightly, but should not be sliding out of the bones
Remove from the oven and scoop out onto toast, with a further sprinkling of salt and pepper. Serve with a zingy side salad, if desired
Salmonella humansona headass
"I can't really... Argue with that. How about you go fuck yourself though?"
EEEEK! I-I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! *runs(flies) away crying*
"People have tried to talk shit about me, saying how I hate fallens. I really don't. I just hate the annoying ones. Here's an example"
I can't tell if the meat in his hair grows straight from his scalp or if he just doesn't take a shower, either way he smells rancid, wouldn't be surprised if it's both
"You're telling me he's NOT dating that fallen guy...? No? Okay but are you like, sure?"
“I dunno what his problem is like fr fr.”
(with rizz) "He is sooooo. Unbelievably lucky. We have mutual friends."
He really just speaks his mind on literally anything. I wonder how well that will go for him.
"You wouldn't believe how sharp those halos of his are. It's like a chainsaw."
“Ether isn’t the worst person ever, but I wouldn’t say I’d be want to be in the same room as him all the time. I personally do not think of his thoughts on Fallens so highly, but he isn’t as bad as Kieryn is. Alas, we’re simply work friends. Acquaintances outside of such. I’d rather see him see Fallens as simply Angemos than anything else.”
"CONSTANTLY complains about being a heavenly. Can he fall already? Like, I don't say this about anyone, that IS a little rude... But he thinks he's being soooo subtle about it. You aren't."
NEGATIVE - POSITIVE (He's confused okay)
"He's... Well, meaty! I don't see him around too often, but looking from afar he seems to be a nice guy- I'm just hoping he doesn't look down on me for being a falle-- WHY. WHY DO YOU ASK ITS FOR MY BOYFRIEND OKAY"
"What's that small waist for??- YEAH? FOR HIM TO GRAB ONTO?"
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DISOWN YOUR KIDS. DISOWN YOUR KIDS. DISOWN YOUR KIDS. DISOWN YOUR KIDS. DISOWN YOUR KIDS. DISOWN YOUR KIDS. DISOWN YOUR KIDS. DISOWN YOUR KIDS.
A fine guy. Good taste and fun to talk to- I just wish he'd stop wanting to pull my NOISE arms and horns and legs out. and my eyes sometimes.
I love pulling his arms. Funniest shit ever. Also has an excellent taste in human flesh. College kids taste fuckin splendid with the alcohol and shame.