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sworn enemies [for now]
despises lobsters and actively goes out of his way to ruin asstits's life
can and will use lobsterton as a horse, only because it's funny to see asstits try to carry it on their back.
shitass refuses to let asstits become an astronaut, let alone a god
sworn enemies. hateful adversaries. true rivals til the end. asstit yearns for a life grander than this, to reach the world of outer space and float amongst the stars and planets up above. yet shitass pulls him back to earth, demeans him by riding on his back like he would a horse, shatters his star-filled dreams upon the ground. asstit swears that someday, somehow, he will reach the stars and become a god, no matter what shitass has to say about it.
"Beachy says you try to be there for us, but I think she's just being nice. I only spend time with you to make Beachy happy."
"I can feel that you hold something against me, Dusty. I don't know what I did wrong, but maybe Beachy can talk some sense into you."
"You're the coolest gal I know! Can we hang out again soon? I know we hung out yesterday, but I miss you!!!"
"You're my best friend in the whole world, dude. Wouldn't trade our friendship for anythin'."
"I don't like you. You're annoying, and always so overly cheery, it's so obviously fake. I wish Sunny would just break up with you and be done with it."
"I don't understand why you hate me so much. You're Sunny's best friend, and I want to be your friend too, but you constantly push me away..."
"My Dolly dearest, I can't wait to settle down with you someday. I love you!"
"I love you, my Sunny Bunny, and I'll love and support you always~"
"I wouldn't be where I am today without you, Candy ma'am. Love ya forever!"
"You're going places, sugar. Just keep your head up high!"
"She... she's alright. She tries to be there for us now, and I can appreciate that."
"I loooove Beachy. But her energy is waaaay off the charts. She could do with a chill session, some kind of aura cleansing."
"Awh, I love you, lil sis! I know you don't show it the same way as most ponies, but I know you love me too."
"You can be annoying. Real annoying. But... I do love you. You do your best."