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PICKS YOU UP AND SQUEEZESYOU AND THEN SHRINKS YOU INTO TINY PLUSHIE SIZE AND PUTS YOU ON MY FUCKING WHEEL CHAIR
(Holds out my paw invitingly, tears shimmering in my eyes as the dawn glows behind me) Letโs Take Weed Together
(ACCEPTS YOUR PAW HAPPILY...) I thought you'd NEVER ask.... (SKIPS OFF INTO THE SUNSET WITH YOU..((going to the weed store!!!!!!!))
HEY BESSTTTIEEEEEEEE (HANDS YOU YOUR USUAL WEED COFFEE AND SLICE OF WEED CAKE)
Wowww... I like... Used to have soooo many bath toys as a fledgling but then they like, totally vanished. Are you like, a bath toy thief? That little dolphin looks an awful lot like the one I had...
HUH. WHAT. UUUUUMMMMM slides my massive pile of stolen bath toys behind me. NO of course not :) I would never do such a thing :) anyway uuuuhhhh switchaxe main amiright
Oh... I hope it keeps you well quenched on your journey.. ,_,
b.... BUB EL...FRUI.............. (STEASL ONEOF YOUR BUBEL FRUIT AND SCUTTLES AWAY))
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:O !!!!!!!!!!! (SCARFS HALF OF IT DOWN LIKE THE WORLD DEPENDS ON IT. Happily scoots the rest back to u and blinkblonks. Berdly anime emoji) Waโฆ.
*Nods* Yes :3 You may have some.. *Picks off a bundle of bubble fruits from herself and scoots them towards you*
OOOMMGGGGGGGGGGGGG :O :O ITS THE BIRD ITS THEGAMER REAL ????? HIIIIIIII BIIRDDD I LOVEYOU < 3333333333
Oh my gooossSSSSHH this is like... The CUTEST plushie I've ever seeeenn.. *PICKS YOU UP AND SQUEEZES YOu*