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He's so angry all the time, but I don't think he's a bad guy, others seem so scared of him but I dunno, maybe he's just lonely, maybe he just needs a friend?
He's not afraid of me?...why?
Big brother.
"Bro I'm an adult, stop treating me like a child"
Little brother.
Theo being a good few years older practically helped raise Matt so he tends to baby him a bit
Friend
"I met her at the playground over the summer, we played a lot, it was so much fun! Then when we went back to school I saw her there too, I didn't even realise we went to the same school, how cool is that!?"
friend!! I met him over the summer and we played so many fun games and had so many adventures!! But when I had to go back to school I was more excited to see that we went to the same school!! Now we play together on the playground lots! :D
Bell's first (and currently only) groupie
"They like my music, that makes me so incredibly happy"
Temp co-worker
"Ariel is super chill, I enjoy slacking off with them"
[Temp co-worker and acquaintance] "They are pretty chill. I enjoy listening to him chat my ears off, what else are you supposed to do at work?"
The princess.
"I work part time at the palace so I see her quite a lot...she's so cute"
"He is quite the odd one! I often see him in the castle..he seemed very overwhelmed and confused when he first started working here as an waiter! He often does..really strange things! It's like he's being told to do them just to appease me but what does tomatoes have to do with that? Either way, he's very sweet too!"
📖 Old School Friends 📖
Paisley enjoys catching up with Matt and often makes him a piece of jewelry or two as a gift.
Old school friend.
"I'm not a violent person but I will beat up anyone who makes her cry"