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Hm, it seems there's lot of kissing in out future... uh according to the the stars at least!
I can give us some magical inspiration to set the mood~
Wanna go get dinner? I can hack all the menus so we get free food with infinite coupons
Last time you did that, you committed identity theft by accident! (u suck)
Did you erase my high score in Space Invaders again?!
I also beat said high score beforehand, that’ll teach you to steal my temura! >:(
What the fuck?
UH, I mean, sir we offer a money-back guarantee for certain transportation services subject to our RedEx Express Terms and Conditions of Carriage!
Wow! People are still using physical mail, and without the use of drones? Impressive, say, what's your policy on delivering strontium-90 power cores?
Here's your mail, sir!
(*whispers* piece of shit)
Is there something wrong with the letter, sir?
(*whispers* I hope that whoever sent you this letter, it explodes into a bunch of confetti dicks)
I swear to whatever extradimensional deity you believe in, this better not be another letter about my car's extended warranty.