Tumblejack

"Die Partys sind extravagant, geplant mit Herz und mit Verstand!"

The main storyline of Tumblejack! Here, you play as one half of the titular characters, Crackerjack- a peppy polka-playing punk pirate who is doing every little thing in their power to bring happiness and smiles to the people of this world, despite the ridicule they might get in return just for being themself. Joined by their (unplayable) husband, Tumbleweed, and the strange man in their phones that's been helping them all this time, you traverse their last two years of this long journey and, finally, its resolution. You'll go through joy and heartache alike throughout this adventure, but it's okay! Polka never dies, after all!

"I've been around long enough to know you can't trust a man."

Ever wonder how this lovely, world-saving couple became what they are today? Despite what the main game would leave you to believe with how easily they play off of each other and how adorably loving and comfortable they are together, Tumbs n' Jackie weren't exactly the most compatiable when they were first shackled together and escaping their jail cell all those years ago. Here, you play through their messy and desperate, tumultuous romance as a younger Tumbleweed- a quiet country crooner who keeps to himself and carries on day by day. Or, well- he did. Until he found himself offering his magic mobile home to this (unplayable) pirate who had helped him bust out of the clink. A place in his home... and maybe his heart and theirs too, if willing. ...God, Crackerjack, don't let him in... h-he doesn't know what he'd do.

"My brain was cynical inside this massive hole and then it swallowed me..."

Ever wonder how this whole hellish government started, anyway? Who would help with such a disastrous and horrific future and way of life? Local bigot, Mozzie Hoven, that's who! Here, you play as Mozzie- a critical, claculating, classical conductor who is the right hand man of the horrible laws that have been created in recent years. If you were to ask him if he was proud of his mess, he would gladly hold his head high and say yes.... if this were a decade ago. These days, Mozzie is disgusted by his former actions and his position in this world- haven been truthfully shown the reality of the horrors he's caused when his child had their ability to play their own music taken away and was forced back into playing the Hoven family's staple of classical music. Enraged by this and realizing he was never as safe and exempt and special as he thought him and his famliy was, Mozzie sets out to do everything he can to undo this mess by any means necessary. Even if it involved- he doesn't know -banding up with some random, shady criminals.