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"dad what the fuck"
"i like my women the way i like my fries, salty with a little bit of skin on them."
Lili my beloved
Shall i compare thee to a summer's day?
No, a summer's day is not a bitch.
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Self-proclaimed sibling to Crow. With no proof but no denial from crow himself, everyone just accepts it.
I'm like 90% certain that he keeps me as his secretary so people dont try to steal his gold
I absolutely only keep her as my secretary to keep people away from my gold
Velvet is my stubborn, unfriendly secretary who is all work and no play. Quite boring really. We've been "friends" since childhood, and when i 'accidentally' took over lordship of the vampiric realm, she stepped up as my aide.
My boss is annoying, stubborn, and overwhelmingly obnoxious. Please send help.
Moxie is Zeklynn's roommate, a fellow conspiracy theorist helping them make rent on time. Zeklynn fears what Moxie could do if they used all 100% of their power- as Zeklynn believes they only use 10-20% on an average day. Whatever that means.