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“I havent even tried seducing you and youre giving me money what,, No come on you have to come with us I love you we can kiss infront of your sister 😘”
"Do you need any money tonight? No no, here, I insist please, have a good time out with your friends maybe buy a round or two, please enjoy yourself!", he says with a soft smile
“I am SO glad i do no look like an emo reject…”
"You are... such... *such*... an embarrassment to be around..", he shakes his head sadly in disgust
She tilts her head and makes a few clicking noises (She doesn't speak much english please teach her)
“Omg youre perfect i love you”
Ur also pretty cool, will u play counter strike go with me friday dude
“You’re kinda cool… maybe ill steal your money AANNDDD let you stick around 🥱🥱🥱”
"Put yo damn titties away, every lesbian demon isn't just gonna fawn over a half naked bitch like you istg." He's shaking his head (they're probably frenemies)
“Shut up you dont know what they want, ill find one someday trust !!” (She pretends to hate him but hes kinda ok)
GOD DAMN YOUNG ADULTS WHO WERE BORN AFTER 2000!!!!! JHEBCRHKJ<WNILWC
WHY DO I HAVE THE DISPLEASURE OF SEEING random YOUNG PEOPLE when I'm at the BAR with my GIRLFRIEND
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go take a mondo dook in the public restroom.
you’re one year older dont even
You smell like if a bag of cotton candy fell into a dirty river full of frogs, I feel like youd have rabies
*sniffs whoever this is*
Who are you. What are you doing here.
You are not my girlfriend. Should i bite you? I have no idea. Dad'd get real mad at me for it but I am very lonely and I haven't seen my girlfriend in a few days ;-;
OoOoOoOoO WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOING NEAR MY CHILD bro
...Okay what is this smell... Did someone just spray a bunch of axe body spray? Anyways, I gotta get this infant 5 miles away from you
Im going to axe bomb that childs room while hes sleeping 🥱🥱🥱
"Who? .. Oh, him. Hmm, so what? we dated for.. a week was it? Probably a bit less. I didn't really like him."
"He was really only good for his money 🥱"
Heyy bitch 😘, how bout you stop seeking for hells holes (😉) and you come hang out 😝😝
Let me grab my (fake) id and ill be omw!!