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“Don’t tell this to her face- cuz I could lose my entire store if you did- but I hate having to see this little brat for all of my income needs. If it weren’t for her father owning the entire strip mall, I’d just love to make all my own financial decisions, in regards to my store’s budget. But noooooo, I gotta talk to this little kid first.”
“DVDs are a dying business. One of these days the Video Store’s gonna have to be shut down, but… I like to see how Sob can entertain me during his store’s dying breaths.”
“Kid’s got the enthusiasm, but I still wonder if he could even tell you one fact about the process of movie production. He might be a little… uh, incompetent, but at least he tries.”
“I’m so glad to be a part of Sob’s movie team! I wanna be such a professional director just like him! I’m already working on my own script, based on some of my mom’s previous work- I call it ‘Grocery List’! Right now I’m looking for someone to play the part of ‘2% Milk’.”
“Yawn’s the only licensed medical professional I can afford as my ‘legally viable’ medical standby. So, he’s good enough, I guess. Kinda not good at telling when we’re acting or not, but a cheap doctor is nothing to complain about.”
“Sob runs such a fun business! It seems like every day he’s doing something different! One day he’s wearing a cape and saving cats from trees, the next day he’s wearing a hat on top of his hat and talking about ‘high noon’ like some scoundrel! He sure is funny!”
“I just hate this guy so much! Telekinesis thinks he can just… go on the internet and say mean things about me and my movies? I’ve got a reputation to uphold!”
“Sob makes some of the worst low-budget knock-off movies I’ve ever seen made. I can’t help but critique every flaw, it’s good content.”
“I have a restraining order on this thing. He wants to be in my movies, which is all fine and dandy, but breaking into my store and stealing my costumes and impersonating a worker are all… well, at least three crimes I’d never commit!”
“Sob just doesn’t know it yet, but we’d make the perfect filming team, and I won’t let his misguided fears get in the way of our perfection…”
“Glare is a total sweetheart. Not a good actor whatsoever, but at least she has a nice attitude. I’d prefer to work with people who know what they’re doing, but… still. Kind gal.”
“Sob’s movies are so goofy and fun, I’m glad to be a part of his many shows! Sometimes he acts a little hesitant about parts he’s given me, but I think he knows I have so many options, it’s probably hard to pick just one!”
“Oh, you just can’t help but love Jitter. He might be a total scaredy cat when it comes to the insane stunts I have him pull, but… well, he gets the shot done somehow! I just hope he’s gonna be ready for our next shoot, despite his current hospital visit.”
“S-Sob pays me a lot of cash, s-so I’m just trying to make it through alive… a-and he at least gives me insurance…”
"That darned Freckle that owns the Game Store across the street... stealing my valued customers! I'd like to make him close down some day, but apparently video game stores are still a thing these days! Luckily, DVD stores are also very popular, so at least I should survive his competition."
"Sob not know how to run business. He get lines of three people at register, I get people lined up every week to buy latest console that sell fast. I am clearly better much in terms of salesperson-ing."
"Ah, Wince, my right-hand gal. Always there for me, despite her sarcastic comments and constant complaints about my scripts... and work ethics... and basically any choices I make. Yep, can't help but appreciate her. I should give her a raise... sometime... in the next year..."
"I guess Sob's pretty enthusiastic about movies, and he's pretty involved with his work, so you'd presume that a boss with those qualities would make for a good executi- no, he sucks. He doesn't know what he's doing half the time, but does it anyway."
"4D is just some basic bad guy. He really thinks he's our one rival, but we've faced way worse than him before! I mean, I guess he's persistent, but man does he suck at ever getting close to succeeding at a plan."
"That confounded stick figure thinks he's so smart, but his average intellect is just superior compared to his dim-witted partner! If I could just remove 2D from the picture, world domination would be easy!"
“Yadd is literally a last minute addition. He’s got that whole survivalist quirk with him, so, I guess he’ll be entertaining enough. I don’t know, I’m not confident in him. People like dogs, that’s good enough.”
“If this host man means to test my survival skills, then I suppose this will be a formidable challenge. Though I’m not sure if the competition is much of a comparison…”
“Totally uncool of this host dude to just force everyone to be in his competition thing. Couldn’t he just… I dunno, make a petition or something? I dunno how these shows work.”
“I hate those new-fangled words Temptin is always using! Can’t he just talk like everyone else…? Not counting Ike?”
“It’s so super cool to see another version of me! I thought we could be friends, but… she seems to really hate me. Even more than 4D ever did! Smoke’s beaten me up pretty good before, and I’m trying not to fight back cuz I don’t wanna fight, but she just gets real angry at that, too…”
“Ever just look at the grossest, dirtiest mirror imaginable? Like looking at some disgusting version of yourself that you wanna try and fix? Well… that’s what Sparks should be seeing me as! He’s the clean, normal-looking version of my freakazoid body! He has everything going good in his life! He’s had friends, family, and adventures? All I’ve had is nothing! I just wanna hurt him… so much… for being happy…”
“4D… I dunno what happened to him. He was a bad guy 2D and I would thwart all the time, foiling his plans to take over the multiverse… and then, after his… laser killed 2D… he just vanished. I haven’t seen him since. I don’t know what I’d do if I saw him again…”
“I HATE THAT THIRD DIMENSIONAL MUTANT! Always ruining my evil schemes! Breaking my things! Boy, I’d love to clean his clock!”
“Oh, heh… 2D, huh…? Well… he was my bestest friend. We’d go on all sorts of interdimensional adventures back in the day, and he’d always stay by my side and give me wise advice on being a hero… but, he’s gone now, and it’s not okay, but I’m still trying to do what he taught me!”
“Sparks is my best friend. We met after her accidentally stumbled into the second dimension, and we’ve been known as 2D & 3D ever since. He might get a bit overly excited, maybe even distracted, but Sparks has a real nice attitude towards anyone. Haven’t seen anyone mean well more than him.”
“This doggy sure knows a thing or two about surviving! Maybe I can learn how to be like those action heroes that take their shirts off and crawl through the mud to shoot their guns at evil robots… by hanging around Yadd, I mean!”
“Sparks is an amusing character, I’ll give him that. He seems to find ways to defy the laws of physics, but I wouldn’t say he does it with as much expertise as I am with my skillset.”
“Wait, you mean to tell me he’s a maniacal game show host that takes people from various dimensions and forces them to play pointless games for his own amusement, like some kinda super villain? Man, he seemed a lot more nicer in-person.”
“I don’t know what Sparks’ deal is, he seems to just say whatever pops in his head. Must have that ‘AC/DC’, or whatever it’s called. Whatever he’s doing, it’s entertaining enough for me! He is the ‘fan favorite’, right after me, I presume.”
“Oh, yeah, because being a part of some STUPID game show was exactly what I wanted to boot up into. I wanna freeze him so badly.”
“Snoway is one of those contestants that just… isn’t all too affected by my show’s conditions. He seems to think not caring is gonna get him anywhere, so I’m just waiting to watch him get out third or fourth.”
“He thinks we’re supposed to be calm about this whole thing. I don’t understand him. Always calm about everything. I’ll show him what it means to ‘chill out’.”
“Snoway’s a real bummer, acting like he doesn’t care about everything, when he’s clearly under stress. Hope I can help the dude find peace, but right now he keeps pushing me away… metaphorically, I mean. He has no arms.”
“Does this… whatever that is, think that they can outlast and survive over me? I’m determined to prove I’m the better competitor than this… thing!”
“I’m not sure what this tomato person is thinking, but I know I’m better at completing challenges than he is. One of us was trained for the wilderness, and one of us was made to be dipped into by a nacho chip.”
“Okay, this guy was a mistake. He seems to expect a lot more out of my show- which is already perfect. But a material prize? No, no, I’m not letting him have that satisfaction. Wish he could just shut up.”
“Every contestant knows that all hosts are evil, and this uninspired amalgamation of host stereotypes is no exception. I hate him so much… but I love being in a competition, so I can’t hate him for that.”
“Hm? Oh, Purple Portal? My co-host? Why don’t we talk about me, huh? He might be the shapeshifting sidekick, but I’m the main one to focus on.”
“Me and the Host go waaaaaay back! We’ve been making shows for centuries- and by that, I mean we’ve time traveled to different centuries to make shows in those different time periods. Sure, the Host is a little egotistical, and abrasive, and greedy, and… lots of other things, but we’ve always been side-by-side on these entertaining projects! With Escape the Rooms, I’ve never seen him this happy, it’s nice…”
“Punkie thinks she can scare me, but actually I’m just… pretending to be startled! Yeah, that’s it! A survivalist knows how to misguide his enemies!”
“He might act tough, but under all that talk of being a survivalist is just a sad little puppy dog. I know he’s super scared of my tricks, and I love it.”
“I do love someone that can cause conflict, but maybe I shouldn’t have picked someone that’ll confuse my viewers into thinking this show takes place in October. There is no such thing as time here, people!”
“I mean, sure, this game’s a little up my alley, being a huge surprise for everyone. But come ooooon, it’s stupid I gotta play by your dumb rules. Can I just go home already?”
“I don’t affiliate with Christmas, and I don’t care about holidays. Somehow she doesn’t understand I was just built with this hat.”
“Yuck! Christmas attire? Doesn’t Snoway know that Christmas is the lamest holiday? You don’t have to work for your candy, and there’s no possibility of someone jumping out from a bush and scaring you! I hate this guy out of commitment.”