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I dont want to be mean, but you're the reason why people hate athletes for being dumb jocks! Sorry! Anyways...
Let's hit the slopes! Shred the gnar! You're one crunchy boarder my dude!
If you're dumb and we have a lot of the same interests, does that make me dumb? I don't care let's find bigfoot :3
FINALLY someone else who believes in bigfoot
Hey, I might run a little faster but I couldn't deadlift 250 pounds
I'm more athletic than you!! It's not my fault you have sexy long gazelle legs...
You destroy me at Guitar Hero every time can we please play something else for once
I don't know why you have so many friends, you're basically just killing yourself really really slowly, or that's what Luka says at least... anyways wanna play guitar hero?
Strong hot woman!! Strong hot woman!! I have to run away
Wait- wait!!! I just wanted to compliment your hair.
Man, being this hot has its downsides.
Lol it's cool that you eat the meal worms you're insane
Thank you for the dragon lizard I really love him, we hang out all the time and eat mealworms together!
Your tattoos and style of dress make you look like a very stupid American man. I shall find you a suitable outfit in my closet and I put rouge on those unfortunately thin lips.
I want to pet your dogs but you say that my hands will ruin their coats. Dogs don't wear coats! I don't know what you're talking about.
God I actually love being around you and reading to you and making you snacks... Valencia, can we have kids?
I like reading too! I read The Very Hungry Caterpillar a little bit ago and it was so good. I read books a lot, I like the pictures. That one book you gave me awhile ago for my birthday had no pictures, can I have a different one?
I know a lot of psychologists who would like to study you. You really did get hit in the head with a hockey stick a lot, huh?
I like your girlfriend better :(
It's so funny that you're a computer programmer too, I would have never expected that. Let's go play field hockey and blast some music!!
You're so cool... I love your music taste and you're really fun to hang out with!! We can talk about pokemon cards and computers!!
Dahlia and I both agree that you're super hot
You're really good at makeup, you should teach me some day!!
Every time she sees me she gives me a huge hug and I just... melt... strong, muscly gay woman holding me...
Whenever I try to give you a high five you hold my hand and giggle. Also, can you make me a sammie? :( I don't like any of the other stuff you make, it's too spicy, I need a sammie :(
You behave like a second grader, I let you come into my house one time and you shattered a vase when you were swinging around the house like an ape.
But I still have an incredibly strong urge to take care of you and, yeah, I'll make you a sandwich, you definitely couldn't do that on your own. Seriously, I'm not being sarcastic.
Ms. Ray, can you make me a sammie? I'm hungry and Luka only has vegan tofu and stuff :(
I've seen you before at the gym, I knew it was only a matter of time before Luka was going to pick you for her next weird hookup.
Are you my best friend? Let's be best friends. Me and Luka are going to the gym and you should come too!!
This is moving quickly, but I'm on board. She said that she loves me on the second date, I think I like that- Betty didn't say she loved me for an entire year.
Oh my god you're so hot and I love your boobs and I love your face and you're so smart and you're such a badass I'm in love with you
Drop the emo shit and get it together.
Also, are we dating? Did we ever decide on that? Did I forget or something?
Just because you’re like ten feet tall doesn’t mean you get to be all high and mighty. And just because you’re hot doesn’t mean you get to pretend that your memory is that bad. And we broke up a month ago, didn’t I tell you?
I like calling you a cynic because that vein in your forehead always twitches.
I know you just think I'm another nihilistic pessimist verging on anarchy but you don't even have your own life. You're like a dog.
Lame. Loser. He sucks.
She seems like she wallows in her own pool of defeat. She either needs to get back with Jess, or just DATE SOMEONE ELSE!
What a hypocrite. She knows it, too.
My ex. She needs to realize that our relationship is over, and there's no going back.
She thinks she's a million years old. You don't know everything, dork.
She treats me like a baby!
She's mysteriously perfect, AND she loves power tools? Wow. There's a quality girlfriend for April.
He's so sweet!