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My large beautiful meat wife ❤
I think he's silly. Sometimes I hold him in my mouth. for funsies.
Oh this is so sad. You're such a sad and miserable thing. I'm not even gonna bother honoring you with the cookbook.
i watch his show sometimes, but only when i'm drunk enough not to remember it
he scares me im considering buying one of those turrets and putting it outside my home so he doesnt abduct me in the night or something.
You're literally a tea sandwich.
i don't think i'd like to run into him
You're not fooling me with that one. You weird... cat rabbit thing. Shut up.
i don't have time for this. also he's scary
Haha. Little businessman. You think your silly tie and sweater vest will save you from being turned into a recipe. [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER.]
istg if i get asked ONE MORE TIME if we're related i'm gonna commit murder
I found you, faker!
freaking weirdo
Seriously? You're just asking to be put in the cookbook at this point. Your name is literally food.
Thank you.
Poor Ember. He’s practically falling apart at the seams. I know that there’s three of us, but I tend to have to keep things together, for the sake of our kingdom. I don’t blame him for that. I just wish there was something more I could do
We'd like him to visit so that We may show him the dungeon. (*  ̄3)(ε ̄ *)
This time it comes in crippling insecurity comorbid with anger issues. Get a hobby! LOL
Our.beautiful wife <3333 (●ˇ∀ˇ●)(´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)(〃 ̄︶ ̄)人( ̄︶ ̄〃)(p≧w≦q) Our queen <333333333
He's my little pogchamp
I could cook up a killer tart with this one!
If you look at Cupid I'll gut ya
Oh so you're a mental illness time capsule like the other one. Good luck making friends with that one, bozo!
Eat my jorts.
she buys out all my strawberry jams and says they're for her boyfriend. i didn't need to know that i don't know why she tells me this she tells me every single time without fail. why. its weird. just buy the jam and leave.