Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker.

He pissed on my fucking wife.

That's right.

He took his

HEDGEHOG
fuckin'
quilly
DICK
out

and he pissed on my

FUCKING

WIFE,

and he said his dick was

THIS BIG,

and I said that's disgusting.

So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com:

Shadow the Hedgehog,

you got a

SMALL DICK.

It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.

And guess what?

Here's what my DONG looks like.

*BWOOOSHSHSHSHSH*

That's right, baby.

Tall points,

no quills,

no pillows,

look at that, it looks like

TWO BALLS

and a

BONG.

He fucked my wife, so guess what?

I'm gonna fuck the earth.

That's right, this is what you GET! My

SUPER

LASER

PISS!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth.

I'm gonna go higher.

I'm pissing on the

MOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

How do you like that, OBAMA?

I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the

PISS DRRRROPLLLLLETS

hit the fucking earth,

now get out of my fucking sight

before I piss on you too!