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[Student] Mr. Callisto is the best! He lets me do more difficult recipes and he's shared some of his personal notes with me! Real cozy dad vibes going on whenever you're around him.
[Teacher] Bea is always full of energy and a top class cook and baker! She can do both and is the least messiest out of 4, and I can tell she has lots of fun! Can’t get any better than that!
[Student] I am PERFECTLY fine, at cooking and Mr. Callisto needs to recognize that. Even with all these rumors, everyone in the world seems to like him for some reason so I can't even talk badly about him in front of anyone.
[Teacher] I can’t tell if him, Bea, Lima and Wren are a friend group or not… Peli seems to be left out and lone wolf style but the 4 also somehow hover together anyways… well in the end he’s a good student and does what he’s asked of. Although… even if you follow the steps doesn’t mean it’ll be good…
[Student] I'm so embarrassed whenever I cook in his classes... he watches over me like a hawk so it makes me even more stressed... at least he's nice about it...
[Teacher] Lima is shy for sure but he’s always trying his best! He could use some hand eye coordination and multi tasking lessons though eheh… but I heard he’s pretty good in his main classes anyways, to each their own you can’t be good at everything.
[Student] Duuuuuude Brandon's class is so much fun! We get to mess around and bake lots of goods, I especially love trying the sweets he bakes himself it’s like its magic and makes me feel all relaxed, he’s like a master chef or something that has to be it!
[Teacher] These kids get into trouble more than you’d think, but especially Wren. I know she has good in her heart I just hope it doesn’t get murky. She’s an active kid, at least she has a sweet tooth to give her that energy boost. But I can’t say its too healthy for her age eheh…
[Student] Grrrr... His stupid smile fills me with rage... What could he possibly know about me...
[Teacher] Apollo really has the cheesy main villain vibe going on… it’s almost cartoonishly evil how he acts for his age, hopefully the school district takes care of it before anything happens.
[Bully] What a terrible excuse for a teacher, an absolute bumbling himbo bimbo thembo. All of that muscle mass must be filled with perversion and compensating for their lack of intelligence cause their brain matter definitely isn’t there…
[Victim] *Hysterical crying* (no further coherent comments were given in regards to their view on Apollo)
[Student] Me and Wren have a “bet” going on but at this point the whole school is in on it. We’re all hands on deck that professor Umbra and Mr. Callisto will end up together heheheh… we totally ship it. What’s that? As a teacher? Oh… well they’re really nice but like, not to be mean: I just wish they’d stop crying so much at such a grown age…
[Teacher] *Shaky voice* The- the whole- the WHOLE SCHOOL?! I implore you my students DO NOT BET ON YOUR TEACHERS DATING LIFE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEE WE ARE JUST FRIENDS
[Student] Those two need to get a room I’m sick of their perverted PDA I don’t care what the others think I need my education to be done by professionals and HR needs to break them up.
[Teacher] (Holding back tears) Do my *hic* my students really think *hic* so low of me??? I am more than *sniff* than my relationship with *hic* B-Brandon (Crying)
[Student] I think Professor Umbra and Mr. Callisto pair well together despite the supposed rumours, oh and I also heard they were spotted in the BL section in a bookstore heard it was the pervy type too- oh… we’re not talking about that? … this isn’t for the after-school podcast? … I think they’re nice overall.
[Teacher] *Tears forming* Wha- What what- What- Wha- What’s B- L- I know, know nothing I know nothing of the sorts??? Where do these bizarre rumours even originate from?? It is is completely preposterous!!!
[Student] Brooooooooo Vincent and Brandon are definitely a thing I just know dude, like get a rooooooom you know? We all know you kissy kissy when no one looks hahaaa. Oh? You mean as a teacher? um... yea they're chill. A bit emotional if you ask me, they're HUGE but he's a bull after all right? A big person with even bigger emotions.
[Teacher] WREN SAID WHAT?! ME AND MR. CALLISTO ARE STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL CO-WORKERS THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOUR IS UNWARRENTED IN THE WORK PLACE AND I WILL NOT ALLOW BASELESS RUMOURS TO OVERSHADOW MY PROFESSIONAL WORK.
(Umbra proceeds to run away crying)
[Co-worker situationship] Mr. Callisto? He is um... he is very smart and and... smart and handsome. I admire his teaching skills and his cooking- and... he... I must excuse myself this is very unprofessional of me, can we try again later?
[Co-worker situationship] Professor Umbra is a curios character, they stop by my home rec class a lot and tends to hover around me, they also eat everything I make and I mean EVERYTHING, even when you can tell they don’t enjoy it. They're super smart and capable, but very prone to emotions haha, its so cute~
[Hate] Don’t even mention that name to me I am not playing around…
[Indifferent] If she aligns with Wren I’ll just have to get rid of her too anyways…
[Rival] You’re getting on my nerves, do you want a serious answer? I. HATE. APOLLO.
[Indifferent Rival] You are not my true target… getting past you is just a stepping stone…
[Classmate/Group mate] I wish he wasn’t so hellbent on being in control all the time during practice, and even if we do well he’s so uptight and doesn’t say squat.
[Classmate/group mate] Bea is definitely better than Lima, but I can tell she doesn't like me. At least she tells that to my face instead other than him. Her and Wren tend to gang up on me... but I fight back.
[Hate] I don’t like Apollo…
[Indifferent] That kid knows a lot, but it doesn’t matter. The more the masses know the more recognition I get anyways.
[Friend] If it weren’t for our group in our underfunded theatre class I’d like to hangout with Lima some more, he’s really sweet!
[Friend] Bea is really nice, we work well together. But she has a better rapport with Wren.
[Classmate/Group mate] Peli is a bit uptight… it gets on my nerves when he argues with Wren…
[Classmates/Group mate] That guy knows more than he’d lead you to believe but, he does his work well so, whatever…
[Rival] Apollo is a pretentious asshole that’s whats up. God knows what rumours he spreads every one microsecond.
[Rival] She is a vermin who stands in my way of achieving the spotlight and fame and I will sabotage her in any, way, possible.
[Best friends] Bea's really fun, me and her go out all the time and have our girl dates. She makes me feel secure and performing with her is easy.
[Best friends] Wren is so much fun! She knows her self and makes it clear what she stands for! We go out all the time and it definitely helps that we work well together so we work more often together.
[Childhood best friend] Me and Lima-beans go way back, we enrolled together cause we knew that we could take on any act they throw at us. He's really shy but super attentive too, but not over bearing you know? I could tell him anything, literally.
[Childhood best friend] I’ve been friends with Wren for as long as I can remember, she’s my confidant and we made a promise to stick through school together. She has my back and I have hers.
[Reluctant classmates/group mate] Pelican boy? What about him? He's fine, but- I don't like how bossy he is, it completely kills my work flow. For some frustrating reason me and him perform super well together out of everyone in the group. I'm willing to tolerate him... for now... it'll look good on my report card.
[Reluctant classmates/group mate] God she gets on my nerves, if everyone else weren't so incompetent I wouldn't have to perform with her so much for our projects. Still, whatever it takes to make it to the top, I'll tolerate her behavior.
That stupid farmer boy? Whatever, who needs him anyways... I don't care at all.
This topic is really upsetting to me... He's a douche. End of story...
[AU / Headcannon] ''Clement is a real gentleman and can help you with finding just the book you need! I enjoy visiting the library while he's working there but... he seems a bit uninterested at his own job though, strange... I also wonder how he magically manages get rid of his purple hair streak.''
[AU / Headcannon] "Oh, Brandon? Sometimes I run into him around town, and we chat a bit. He seems like a really nice guy... maybe I should talk to him a bit more.
...Wait, he's the husband of that guy with the horns?! Since when?!"
[AU / Headcannon] ''Raymond is a real quiet sort, but I like to think he gets along with me. There's a sense of warmth I can feel in them. Also he makes great burgers! Hey... maybe I should visit him during their work hours with Umbra, oh that sounds lovely! Maybe Clement can go with us too...''
[AU / Headcannon] "He's someone I can always rely on. I'll usually stop by his place when Clement's at work... He has a lot of experience, so I often ask him for advice on whatever's troubling me. He can be a bit embarrassing sometimes, though..."
[AU / Headcannon] ''I see myself in Clement, he is a person of great interest... Although... I rarely manage to get a word with him, he tenses up the second he sees me... ... Clement is frightened of me, is he not?''
[AU / Headcannon] "Ah, so that's his name... he's visited the library quite a few times, surely I should've gotten used to him by now, right..? Raymond doesn't seem to mind though, so maybe I'm just overreacting. Hmm, but I wonder... he does seem to pull off that look better than me..."