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I mean. I hope so. But no one *really* knows. Why, did Collick say more messed up shit to you unprompted again?
Lynny, is death an endless void?
Nanners. I’m trying to sweep the walkways and now I’m going to have to stop and break the news that death is an endless void. Sorry.
Do you think every living animal goes to the same heaven? Because I obviously want to see my old pets again and I’d be SOO sad if they went somewhere else. Also, I think squirrel hell must be dog heaven!! :D
What :)
Mom, guess what!! I learned the Nyan cat song on the KAZOO.
Thanks for the warm welcome. Bud.
… Get your gas, and get out of here, Ducky. You’re not welcome here.
I’m going to keep it real with you, Cody, I am barely holding it together. Also no. Is he ever?
MACK RUTGER! Man!! Long time no see! How’s life, bud? Brother doing… okay?
I’m doing fine, Mr. Morrison, thank you though :) *deeply suicidal*
Holding up over there, Lynny? Did you take your break yet? You wanna grab a snack or something? You look kinda out of it!
Mr. Morrison, with all due respect, I have nothing better to live for. I wouldn’t be here if I had anywhere else to be, but alas, Here We Are.
I don’t mean to chase off my best worker, Cal, but don’t you think you should be doing something else with your youth besides mopping my floors? Not that I don’t appreciate it, but still… you’re only young once, man.
Sure thing, squirt! Do you need any spending money for the waste treatment souvenir gift shop? How’s band practice? Do you have enough reeds?
Dad, can you sign my permission slip? Me and my class are going to go to the WASTE TREATMENT FACILITY :D :D
Honey, I’m hooome~!!
My dear, sweet, beautiful, darling meathead. We drove home together.
Jeezus, man. What happened to your lip? You look like a piñata after a kindergartner’s birthday.
Conkcrete :)
*sighs* man… you look *beat.* Hey uh… wanna head to the museum after my shift? Before they close?
That sounds nice actually. I can buy dinner :))
The next chance I get I swear to god I am shoving you off a bridge again. I’m going to do it without a second thought. I hope you make a satisfying splatter.
Hey, Emmy. Just so you know, I’m recovering from the broken ribs just fine :) please don’t push me off a bridge again though.
We don’t talk much, but I’ve been meaning to say that I like your accent, fellow interloper~!
Oh, um. Th. Thank you. I’m sorry I sweat so much. That probably doesn’t help encourage you to… to hang out with me much.
*barely contained arousal* Y. You have a dogface. You sickly f-freak.
*flirting* Those are some big words coming from a guy who looks like human roadkill. If I see you at a crosswalk I’ll do you a favor and complete your half-finished look. Maybe you’ll get lucky and it’ll knock your wonky freak face into something almost normal.
👁-! oh wow you’re um. A bad omen. Okay. I have to go have a panic attack now.
Huh
Why do I suddenly feel a cold chill
Hi Pixy Hi Pixy Hi Pixy Hi Pixy Hi Pixy Hi Pixy~
Purr~ Meet me after your shift for a good time, princess. I’ll make it worth the minimum wage ;)
Dude. N...Not in front of my boss.
~Hiiiii I’ve been subscribed to your channel since January, and I’ve been supporting you on Twitch, and I am one of your highest donors and do you need a mod? Can I add you on discord? Can I smell you? Do you want to do coke in a Macey’s bathroom and talk about Ed Gein? I’d love to do coke with you in a Macey’s bathroom and talk about Ed Gein. You should do a video on Columbine. Your tits look fat as fuck in your latest video I love when you wear scoop necks. Can I call you mommy-?
… how do you keep making new accounts so fast. I just blocked you. Take a hint, creep.