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HI MRS. WASHINGTON. HOW’S MILF LIFE?? MY MOM SAYS HI :)
What are you doing in my house
HI MR. WASHINGTON. HI.
I just worked ten fucking hours. Can we not do this right now?
HI MRS. UH. MS. UHM. HI MS. TABITHA. HOW’S THE MILF LIFE??
Who the fuck are you?
DENVER, MY MAIN MAAAN. MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER. BAJA BE THEY BLASTS, MY DUDE, HOW ARE YOU?
If you come near me, I’ll scream like a hare that’s been shot, don’t even fucking try me. Go away. I will cause a scene on purpose.
You’ve gotta stop trying to get all up in my business. I don’t introduce you to my other friends for a reason. You’re mean and thoughtless, and I’m not convinced you wouldn’t call Ian, the sweetest person I know, rude names like “rat.”
*only internalizes 10% of what she just said.* Okay, okay, I understaaaand.
…I think I’d mind this godabandoned city less if it were endless, Ian.
I’m glad I’ve got a friend like you, Robin. Sticking by you is one of the best choices I’ve ever made, you know? St. Agatha doesn’t seem so endless with someone to go through it with :)
Cranky ‘cause I stole the girl you didn’t appreciate? Shucks.
IAN LANE, YOU RAT-BASTARD.
🥺 WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY? *shimmying up the drain pipe and flinging himself off before Mindy can even answer.*
I think it’d be funny if you fell off the roof and got hurt again.
Only if you listen to my extensive and - frankly - almost esoteric thoughts on why Jordan Peterson is bad and has been bad the whole time. WHY is everyone acting like this is NEW news, like they JUST found out. It’s been written on the wall this whole time! Man’s a fraud with no strong convictions outside of his own superiority, he doesn’t actually care about the men he claims to wanna help, he cares about money and power-
Hey dweeb. You want to buy me Chipotle. 😘
If that were true, you’d stop using shampoo I’m allergic to.
Miss you, Velma~ 💙💔
You are definitely one of the grossest people I know (flirting) If things fall through with Alex, I’d be happy to be your mm ate again…
We met on Wolf Quest X3 packmates for life!!
You’re joking but I am so close to tearing out people’s throats with my teeth.
If people at school are still picking on you, you should try biting them! Cuz if you don’t, I will!
We should have a weed themed wedding at a tiger conservation.
XD only if you propose with a ring pop, dweeb. Fursuits included in formal attire (of course.) Can we have the after partyy in wolf quest? I’m adding six Skrillex songs to the wedding playlist heads up <3
M-?! Fuck, me, man- yeah, it MIGHT be contagious, so you better watch it. You grease-peddling freak.
Eep!! What happened to your face?? (I bet I have an essential oil that can help with that… use promo code HAILIE08 for 20% off…)
… who are you? *MLM rep/high school bully turned nurse senses are going haywire*
Oh em gosh, Julieeee, Julie Krazowski!! Hiii~! It’s been so SO long!! You do business now? Hehe yay business~!!
Hey, Liz! Long time no see! How've you been? Man, I’ve missed seeing you around - you know, just the other week I was thinking about you! It’s so cool I got to run into you again!
Hi, Julie~! Y-You think about me?? *squeaks*
D… Derek! Hi! *shock, terror, disgust neatly concealed behind a polished customer service voice, though her tightly clenched fists shake with barely contained rage.*
Oh, jeez, hey Liz. I, uh… I hope you’re doing okay. I’m sorry for… well… yeah, uh… hm…
uh… Hailie… yesterday you told me you were too busy to hang out this weekend because you had to take care of your sick grandfather.
HI LIZZIE it is SOOO good to see you!! Can you even believe that Kelsey is “too busy” to go tot the mall with me this weekend?? She is SUCH a lying you-know-what. I can’t believe she was prom queen in ‘12. Gah!
Hiya, Julie. I’m living. Sure do. (*dreaming of kissing her under the moonlight to keep the suicidal ideation at bay.* I think I’m in love with you.)
Hey, Hennley! How’s business? Got the papers I sent for, big guy?
Tch. Don’t tell me I look like shit, I already know. (Can I be your special pretty princess? I pass the godawful hours of miserable life thinking about kissing you by the water cooler. You’re the only person who doesn’t stare straight through me and it terrifies me.)
Why would I ever say that…? What are you mumbling under your breath, Rockefeller?
I'll bite like a fucking dog too if you're not careful, wench.
I'm letting you live in my garage for free, build weird shit with *my* tools, and feeding you three times a day. If you're gonna make like a dog, at least let me fucking pet you.