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Hoourgh. Muscles big.
They’re the only one capable of suplexing me. Admiration for that!
I’m the one who is actually running the workings of the shrine that SHE OWNS AND CONTROLS. I have not experienced a full, uninterrupted period of sleep ever since I was given the title.
HEY MATU WANNA SEE HOW FAST I CAN CHUG THE CONTENTS OF THIS FISH TANK? AARBBLBUURBLAGR
You can be quite the handful at times but you sure keep things interesting around here
*crawling through vent noises*
*spectacularly falls through a weak part of the ceiling*
Sup
Just because you’re dating my son doesn’t mean you’re any way excluded from my Super Ultra Deluxe Mom Hug! HUYAAH! C’mere bring it in
Oh okay I guess I got a mama now
I honestly don’t know what my life would be like without em. We’re all practically family at this point!
M: she is good.
F: she’s so cool and nice and her hair is so soft like mine and she makes all these treats that I’m sure tastes fantastic but I got no jaw to use but we help her bake them anyway. It’s the creating that’s the real fun I say!
Yeah um. Yeah. What happened doesn’t really bother me anymore. Nothing much I could do about it now yknow.
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Oh hey how’s my son boy doing? Be sure to take the trash on your way out and take a jacket with you. Okay have a good day
Hey mom. Yeah. Uh huh. Yep don’t worry bout it. Yeah. Yea. Okay love ya see ya bye
Ah yeah this one... It’s a good bot... despite everything. We got a bond like nothing else. Two bad nothings in a world that doesn’t want either.
!!!))+++!+!!!^.^
I definitely do steal some of his fur. Makes for a good stink bomb
this guy steals some of my fur during snooze time. I think.
Listen the only reason why I hired him in the first place was because I owed his mother.
Issa boss man. It’s been a total of ahhhhhhhhh427 times he expressed wanting me gone. And I dunno if ittsa like in a “dead” way gone or just a “go over there” type gone. But I’m still here baybeeeee
Oh don’t mind me I’m just cracking some raw eggs into your favorite boots
Hahahahaa go choke on a hoof