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you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.
*crtrl c* *ctrl v* *inserts a copypasta*
Kikivu kiki. Kiki ki ki ki. Vuki.
Ooooooh hohohooo WOO. This one is a real life saver I tell you what!
Listen. Replace milk with fish oil. Put it in the bowl. It’s good.
Oh um. What should I say... everyone looks up to them. I guess I should too. But I got mixed feelings about all that when I saw them pour fish oil into cereal.
hm. i wonder what happens if i stepped onto this big X?
*throws an anvil on top of him in a comical, slap-stick sort of way*
oh god its god. this one is so much cooler than the last one!
matu told me a bit about you two... ahu. ahu.
KIKIKI KIKIKIKIVUKIVU KIVU VUVU VU KIVU!!! kikikikivu kivu kivu kikikikivu
haha... funny... kikivu...
... (yeesh)
hahahaaaa! t-the Apprentice Of The Seer. standing right before me! to what do i owe this honor?
huurm.... hmmmm...
h-hey who is this? WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK?
who? oh this guy. yeah hes cool. keeps track of the trading imports instead of having me do it.
ah yes the Seer, where do i begin? i respect her more than the jewels i wear, simply put! i've worked hard for what she grants me, i can not thank her enough for what she has made my family name be!
i just wanna learn to be alive. whats your bite?
WHAT... are... you doing. WHY are you doing this? why must you shame the name? have you no guilt that you have b-been MISLED?
No no you can’t follow me.
Kikikikvuvukivu kikivu kivukivukivu vu vukiki vu vu vu ki? Kikivukivuki kikivu vu
W. Whuh Huh? Wielder? Ya mean THE WIELDER? AS IN THE EBIR? ONE WHO- ahem. Yeah I dunno. Shrug.
I’ve been told numerous tales of this “Seer figure”. An intriguing one.
the hands can very easily dig their claws into me and rend the spine. And I trust each of them.
sigh.
Despite all that I am capable of... thank you for staying.
My favorite memory together was when we were traveling further out than ever and seeing all that was new
Hey remember that day when we sat on a big rock looking at the sunset and was still warm? It’s one of my favorite memories together
They were the first I’ve found. Well they found me first. At first I thought they were just people in elaborate costumes.
Their hair is a funky color