Hey gang! Just wanted to let you know that the waterfront will be closed on Tuesday and Wednesday this week for maintenance. I don’t actually know what they are fixing. If you have any questions please don’t hesitate to ask someone else! This is no longer my problem.

Hello hello everybody! As October draws near we would like to remind you that apprentice applications are about to reach their deadline! Any and all who want to apply to either the wizardry or necromancy programs MUST let us know by the end of this week. We look forward to seeing you at the blood initiation if you do :) 

Hey guys. So I generally try to keep things light hearted and character focused on here. And I’ve honestly tried to hold off speaking on this topic but I’ve had some people recently mention it and I have to say something. I genuinely love so many people in this community but it’s really hard to stay friendly with some of you when I know this is going on. Please please please do not interact with me if you eat goldfish crackers. It is so incredibly triggering to see and here people talking about them like they are a fun snack. Goldfish are not fun or lighthearted. This is a really serious topic that I don’t see enough people talking about. Goldfish promote and actively encourage the slaughter of innocent fish like me. Not to mention they are a horribly racist depiction of the species. I know it’s hard to give things up but I’m begging you. Goldfish have become normalized and we need to fight back!! It give me so much anxiety to know that some people on here are goldfish sympathizers or even eaters! I really want to bring this issue to light. Please stay safe, and know that this toyhouse is not for you if you support goldfish crackers in any way shape or form.

Not even up for 20 minutes and he has more favorites than most of my characters with 15+ art pieces. Well give the people what they want I guess

If you guys ever see me smiling at the bulletin board it’s probably something I posted. I think I’m extremely funny and cool. Just letting you guys know.

The am DEFIANTLY gave me internet access which I’m using to post this. I DID NOT gaslight green into letting me use his computer. Your crazy I don’t know what your talking about where did you even get that idea. oh shit looks like he just told wadswor-

Haha butt.

Which means you are LEGALY! required to give me gifts. or the FISH POLICE!! will come and EAT!! you. Please respond with your presents in the comments. I accept cursed facts, bad jokes, and human souls. Also yummy flaky fish food. REMINDER: you WILL GET EATEN!! by the FISH! POLICE!!! So please do you civic duty and give me present. :]