Own a Cowboy for home defense, since that’s what IvySly intended.
Four wizards break into my house.
“What in sam hell?” as I activate Quick Draw and Hustle.
Shoot 2 rounds through the first wizard, only does 1/6th of his health bar.
Use Throw Gun on the second wizard, miss him entirely because the throw angles are off and nail a wandering Ninja.
I have to resort to the Delinquent at the top of the stairs after a Thunder Crack, “Yee Haw!”
the Lightning Ring completely eviscerates both my house and the wizards.
The smoldering ashes are all that are left of the police outside as well.
Just as IvySly intended.
WARNING
BEWARE OF SLOWVOYAGER!
THEY LOOOVE SISSIFICATION
AND CATBOYS
DO NOT GO NEAR IRRADIATED AREA
2 months, 13 days ago
the entirety of australia is under lockdown to a spread of femboy sissification, it seems that pr4yalock was patient 0. everyone beware.
2 months, 12 days ago
3 months, 3 days ago
Emm... cheesed to meet you?
Four wizards break into my house.
“What in sam hell?” as I activate Quick Draw and Hustle.
Shoot 2 rounds through the first wizard, only does 1/6th of his health bar.
Use Throw Gun on the second wizard, miss him entirely because the throw angles are off and nail a wandering Ninja.
I have to resort to the Delinquent at the top of the stairs after a Thunder Crack, “Yee Haw!”
the Lightning Ring completely eviscerates both my house and the wizards.
The smoldering ashes are all that are left of the police outside as well.
Just as IvySly intended.
3 months, 3 days ago
UGH! THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND MAKE YOUR HUSTLERS BECOME TWITTER OCS!
3 months, 3 days ago
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3 months, 3 days ago
hello fran. you have 24 hours to bring be back a big booty cowboy. Failure results in me throwing rocks at your window
3 months, 19 days ago
i regret to inform you that freikugel is in vacation somewhere in atlanta, i will forward this message to him.
kind regards,
franshiyum.
3 months, 19 days ago
3 months, 19 days ago Edited 5:41 pm
BE NICE TO HIM!!!
3 months, 19 days ago
warning! Your men have gotten pregnant! Proceed with caution
4 months, 8 days ago
waddahell!! i thought i neutered all of them!!!!
4 months, 8 days ago
WARNING
THIS USER LOVES PREGNANT MAN!
ENTER AT CAUTION
5 months, 15 days ago
5 months, 30 days ago
this is us except i'm the one whose winning
5 months, 29 days ago
yeah sure you win all the twerk offs
5 months, 29 days ago
hi
2 years, 28 days ago
2 years, 26 days ago
Wait.. what happened to all of your characters?
2 years, 4 months ago
rewriting them, dont worry.
2 years, 4 months ago
Oh okay that's great, can't wait to see them again.
2 years, 4 months ago
To this day- still not completely sure why you'd want Jago-
butDasCoowYouliekim
4 years, 10 months ago