Gooby's Literatures

Upon signing the consent-to-experimentation form, Ms. Umlaut would be brought in for exploratory testing by the scientific team at Caduceus Labs Inc. The nature of these tests would be to study the unique anatomical and biological properties in which Ms. Umlaut has been noted to be in possession of. Upon completing the litany of tests, Ms. Umlaut would be compensated for her time and due diligence with a sum of money and upon personal request, candy.