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I am... I am just sitting here...
Heck yeah funky lil dude! You're doing so well! Good job, keep it up! I'm so proud!
Did you try turning them off and on again? That always works for me.
How are you in a relationship with yourself? I can't even handle two partners that I LIKE. Anyways wanna get lunch later?
I just don't understand why no one takes me seriously! It's like I can't get a word in, you know? Sure, everyone else might be doing something a little more interesting than me but why do I have to be so dang out there to get any attention?
. . . (Please, please stop talking oh my god shut up.)