Hi! I'm Shrike

Please be patient with me, i have no idea how anything works. 

I'm not sure what to write on here, but basically, i am a self taught bird taxidermist
i only work on animals that died naturally or in accidents like car accidents and window collisions,
my memory is cheese, my freezer is full, my neighbor gave me dead fish once, i enjoy collecting sticks,
i gave a christmas gift to my dentist and the gift was a teeth pile from various animals i found,
i am making a comic about my animal characters
i regularly search the local pigeon flock for sick pigeons and take them to the wildlife vet
the mermaid from Warsaw makes no sense and i will die on this hill
the english language fails me sometimes, or maybe i fail it. I'm not sure.
I try to be respectful and whatnot, but sometimes i fail miserably. It's usually an accident.