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Helping an unknown species of bird people stay hidden for the hell of it AND have easy access to off the grid hitmen? Sign Allie up! He is one of TW’s trustworthy allies (get the joke?) who provides information, security, and storage for TW and his associates. Though they’ve never met, Al presumes him to be quite attractive from descriptions he’s heard. He does whatever TW needs without question, even having to give Koen baths occasionally. Al refers to him as “T” and wishes to know more about him on a personal level.
While they've never formally met, they constantly exchange letters with lists of needs and rewards. Their true messenger is Koen, as he's the only vin that actually goes out to see Allie up close in personal.
Just some french guy that holds onto his cars while he's away. He shits on Al for their dumb wrong sided road and dumb drivers, but he'll work on Al's cars any day. He also likes to pretend Al's house is Koen's house while he's off at work. manifest destiny.
Keeps Koen’s particularly expensive cars in his fancy car garage. Al’s only experience with vins in person is koen, which is probably not the best example of their race, but the thrill of helping them is mostly why he puts up with Koen’s patriotic American nonsense. Also he definitely thinks he’s at least a little attractive. Basically, their relationship is like bringing a keg of lager to a tea party.
After becoming an ornithologist, she discovered the location of Tipp City, an important vin location that humans aren’t supposed to know about. She promptly set to work hiding vib migration patterns and the coordinates from other ornithologists, but her activity alerted TW and she was investigated thoroughly. He crept in the corner of her room to make sure she didn’t release any classified information. It took a while to prove herself as an ally to the vins, but eventually she was able to convince TW, and he left her alone. Despite him being an annoyance, some part of her misses making him eggs at 3 am and hopes she’ll see him again soon.
a girl that poses a threat to tenevins. he did his best to deal with her himself, only to end up getting caught. while he feels total indifference towards callie, her resolve is something to remember.
Quiet guys respect quiet guys. Zeke respects his silence and doesn’t try to poke him the wrong way. They usually have stuff that takes them in opposite directions of each other. Zeke tries to mediate the speed of their migrations so Kylie and Blythe don’t fall too far behind. He appreciates that Kylie doesn’t dislike humans the way Xi does, and occasionally shares his desire to interact with humans. And yes, you can trust him with the grill.
kylie and zeke don't really talk, but that doesn't mean they don't get along. think of it as mutual silence? they check in with each other but they're definitely not chatty lmao, maybe its cuz zeke is one of the few that won't push kylies boundaries. kylies more willing to turn to zeke for a plan than he is to xi, its like hes always looking up to one of them. he can also trust this man with the grill. literally the only one he can trust with the grill.
Yeah, maybe he’s the comedy scapegoat, but at least they can both relate. Blythe is always trying to get him to hang out more, maybe kick a ball around a while, but usually Kylie’s not interested. They stole their jackets from the same frat party a while back, and Blythe surprisingly was the one who sewed custom patches and designs onto them. May not be able to catch the most, but he usually manages to snag the fattest, meatiest fish you’ve ever seen! Maybe one day he’ll be able to beat Kylie’s hunting speed.
blythe and kylie are the butt of the flocks jokes. its like they rival who can be the dumber vin. alot of their interaction is blythe doing the dumbest thing known to man and kylie watching from a perch so he can get zeke if blythe happens to get (yet another) concussion. blythes always trying to get ky out his shell but its almost always to no avail. still, the one thing that gets them both riled up is who can catch the most fish!
bullied younger cousin. likes high perches and being alone. naturally xi likes ruining his life and picking on him for every little thing. recently its been the frat jacket he stole that he wears all the time and is covered in mango stains
mean older cousin. daredevil that likes getting into dangerous situations for the thrill of death. kylie likes to watch her be stupid and he says its cuz "its funny" when in reality hes scared shell die and he wants to make sure she like... doesnt
thought the guy was weird at first cuz all he rlly did from kylies pov was lean on walls and drink cheap beer but nowadays he likes bringing him mangos!! calib prob makes an effort to not mention the things he needs cuz kylie will just show up with huge bags of stolen things like "you mentioned you needed __."
Since Kylie is Callie’s best friend, Calib is happy to help Kylie with anything he might need. Their first introduction was wild because calib thought his sister was being visited by mothman 💀 but Kylie turned out to be cool so he gets the Calib seal of approval
her best friend!! she knits him scarves and bakes him cookies and pies and pastries! they met on a crisp autumn day. she cries whenever he migrates but always has food and presents ready when he comes back
his best friend!! at first he thought she was weird for liking animals
so much (and crying for them), but he warmed up to her and likes bringing her mangos and coconuts. hes making an effort to get her out her comfort zone
she thinks he fuckin crazy but hey he lets her smoke around him so he’s cool B). she’s pretty convinced she knew him before she ran away since they clicked so easily (but ollie hates him cuz how dare someone other than ol be close to daddy 😡🤬 electric chair)
i dont wanna pull favorites but ol's definitely his favorite person to hang out with. actually at first he didn't now how to reply to her because of stories he'd heard but he ended up loving her. they probably have the same weed dealer lmao
Twig doesn’t exactly know much about ava, she thinks shes really pretty and cool but after spilling that lemonade on her she doesnt know if she can face her again
probably doesn’t see bandit as anything significant, if anything she likes him cuz he keeps wild busy so she gets more time for her hoe shenanigans lmaO (still yes shes nice to him i’m sure she sympathizes with his bg)
considering she either doesnt know about the affair or doesn't care about it, he used to be a little scared of being a homewrecker til he realized the house was already pretty broken /j no but fr he thinks she can be nice sometimes
he basically sees her as another daughter, as she vividly looks like his older daughter cotton. (i can see him accidentally mixing their names up tbh)
Wild is basically like another dad to her mhm mhm fluffy neck bros
probably really liked loafing with him when she was little he he fluff fucks
wilds all time best friend, these mfs are inseparable dilfs ❤️ their families are very intertwined and it’s not a stretch to say they basically see eachother as one big family. (ahem catch these two having dates at home depot)
Views Wild as one of his closest friends, which is convenient because their daughters are basically inseparable
Finds a lot of comfort in just being around his friend and is extremely grateful for their bond
(doesn't really care ab home depot but will go to emotionally support wild while he sniffs wood or some shit pf)
now i’m not saying wilds gay but i’m saying wild is gay 😀 avas never home anyways
met in a bar, probably, or on the street. bandit helps with like, taxes and business for him sort of like a secretary but they also do 😀 fruity shit 😀 together. kind of a bad and good influence on wild's kids.