Halfway through an downtown alley resides a bar and safehouse, known to society's rejects, mischiefs, outlaws, and persons otherwise quite unwelcome to the world. Everyone's welcome, as long as they follow the three following rules: (1) clean after yourselves, (2) weapons must be concealed in the establishment, and (3) absolutely no duels resulting in death within 10 feet radius of the establishment. Come for open mics, live music on Fridays, and no-rule-number-three Sundays (members only and by consensual appointment). During the day, the establishment is open for drop-in consultations of illegal activity, and free How to Protect Yourself from the Authority classes on Wednesdays. Enjoy your stay!