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AYO??? YOUR ART IS SOOO GOOD!!!

Oh!!!! Thank you so much ;;!!!💕

NP!! 💕

mind if I ask if we can custom trade?

Ooo yes!! I’d love a custom trade!

You can pm me here or dm me on discord for details!
(Kanks#1661)

Alright! i dont have discord, so I will PM you here

*Points* I the gone missing being have a question for you!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would.

It sure can!!

it can also chuck 700 pounds of dirt 🤎

Yes! You got my question right!!

YAHOO

Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking TEETH LEFT, it's- it's fucking you're dead, you're dead.

"If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a meat grinder, goddamnit. Whatever.

(/rerf)

YOU CANT JUST PUT THE WHOLE COPYPASTA OF JERMA WHILE IM AT WORK THIS IS TOO FUNNY

IM GONNA LOOK LIKE A MANIAC CACKLING BEHIND THE COUNTER

hehehehehehehehehehee

ME WHEN I AM SERVING POPCORN AND THE CUSTOMERS LOOK AT ME LIKE IM INSANE/J

*holding back tears* "enjoy your movie sir:)"

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YEEEEEEES GROVELS ON THE FLOOR

grovel?? i know that word

YOU.

hey cutie fancy seeing you here

Go back to your fruity boyfriend

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Magic city. Never a dull moment.

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HI SOUNDS INTE *Ffalls over and passes out due to iron deficiency*

Hi! Sounds interesting...Mind if I join you? The first time, the Millelith were present. I had to forego the chance to strike down Mondstadt's savior. This time was the perfect moment...I was mere seconds away...(But who was that mage? She could not have known who I am.) (Perhaps her powers reveal to her things unseen?) Soldiers! Find them. And when you do...Another one? They just keep coming, but so be it. Move out! Change of plan, your prior objective remains in force. Continue to research the meteorites...Are you deaf, or just stupid? When did I give you the right...TO ISSUE YOUR OWN ORDERS? Now, move out, and complete your objective as assigned.