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so there's this guy who drives trains for a living

one day, he's driving super fast and hits a corner too fast, overturning on the rails and getting one of his passengers killed. he's arrested and held in court, and after a long and grueling session, is found guilty and sentenced to the electric chair. for his last meal, he orders himself ONE banana and after he eats it, gets strapped into the chair and the switch is flipped.

well, the man survives

now, in this town, there's this rule that if you survive the electric chair, you're some sort of saint and get to walk free. so, the man gets his job back with the trains. however, he still hadn't learned from his mistake and once again drove too fast around a corner, overturned on the rails, and ended up killing a passenger.  he's held in court, found guilty again, and once again sentenced to the chair. this time, however, he orders TWO bananas and afterwards, he gets strapped into the chair and switch is flipped again

well, he still survives

the same ol' story happens again-- he gets his job back, he drives too fast, overturns, a passenger dies, held in court, found guilty, and once again sentenced to the electric chair. this time, he orders THREE bananas for his last meal.

the electrocutioner says, "no, screw you, i'm not having you survive again" and straps the man in without his bananas

well, the man survives

"what?" he asks, "did you think it was because of the bananas? i'm just a poor conductor"