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"I don't think she likes me.. which is fair enough. I was worried at first, I thought she was gonna smite me on the spot. Hopefully, I can prove myself to her somehow."
"studs better stop inviting this demon to MY FUCKING CHURCH"
"Why is this demon more likely to get into heaven then the angels god sent me... I hate my job"
"Hmm I don't trust her but I think she might actually be a good influence on these angels... God forgive me!!!
"this bitch better not me fooling me or her ass is next on the hunting list I swear to GOD"
"Never knew god was such a cockblock. It's worth it to piss her off though, haha! Don't get why she's so bitchy to me about my job, I'm doing fine! More than fine-"
"this fucking guy isn't even TRYING to get back into heaven!!! GOD WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THIS ONE"
"This fucking playboy doesn't know when to stop does he I mean I've never seen someone get struck by god so many times and survive he's a fucking roach."
"I tell him what happen to Lucifer and this fuck still didn't humble himself... It's fucking hopeless!!!"
"... I hate how confident he is when he walks and how stylish his clothes are and how pretty his face is and how silky his voice and is and how everyone loves him... I HATE HIM... GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME!!!!"
"He always knows how to piss me off"
"She's a cute girl, plus- is actually fun to be around, unlike MOST people! I think I'll hang her out with her more.. she's a good plug too."
"Woah- hehe look at that hot bod! I've heard a few things about him back in heaven but- I don't remember >< who cares about the past now when you got this handsome man right IN FRONT OF YOU?! Same college too!!!! I will NOT let this opportunity slip right past my fingers, I MUST talk to him. TODAY!! HEHO!!"
"I see her on my break sometimes, she's fun to be around. Plus, the- uh- 'snacks' she gives me help alot with nerves. I'd never have guessed she'd be selling that though.."
"Hm hmm~ I know her, she's... in my WORK PLACE! HEHO!! And.. is.. my special customer TOO! (finger gun) She's hardworking from what i've seen.. hm hm! Very cute. Please laugh at my jokes though~"
"Tch- I'm not ditching just to join your stupid antics!"
"C'monn Cuff, can't you ditch your work and hit the club with me for once? I'm sure there'll be plenty of hot girls there~"
"honestly cuffs chill don't know why they wanna go to heaven so bad though it's boring as fuck"
"She's not down too fool around but that's chill"
"She's like super hard working but like why not just like hangout."
"He's a little freak, but rather obedient so I don't mind~"
"bro he can pull my leash anytime dude he's hot as like hell or something for real"
"If I'm good He lets me clean his laundry. Hope he doesn't start wondering where his stuffs going. Hint- totally not under my mattress lol"
Hi honey :) want some charcoal?
Hey hot stuff! I bought your favorite jellybean candies so we can eat them both :)