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 So, Ya Wanna be a Wiseguy, eh?

A Greeting from the Boss :

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Commendatori! Bongiorno! I’m your somewhat friendly neighborhood mobster! Please don’t use these characters in any way! I love them very much and I won’t tolerate you stealing them, roleplaying as them, or trying to sell them. These fellas mean a lot to me.

And also, all these characters are part of the Italian mafia. And they’re all straight. I also won’t entertain offers on any of them. They are my babies.

LSalúd! And don’t be afraid, I won’t whack ya! Welcome to La Famiglia Turo!

Watch Your Back, Paisano :

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• There’s lots of guns in here. They aren’t censored because this is mafia town.
• My characters have weapons.
• Some of my guys are completely fictional, while others are characters from mob movies/shows. Mixed in are some real-life heavyweights like John Gotti and Sam Giancana. If you’re looking to learn more about these real-life mafioso figures, check the Mob Museum online! They have great resources to learn all about these guys!
• Many of my guys drink, smoke, and gamble. They’re mafiosi, whaddaya expect?
• All my characters are men. That is, because real mobsters are males.
• My characters are 100% mobsters. Don’t visit this place if you’re looking to see cute animals (though I must say, I think my guys are all pretty cute.)

That’s Outta Line, Chooch :

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• Please don’t offer on these characters. No mobster is for sale. I don't feel like breaking any kneecaps today.
• Don’t tell me to “stop glorifying the mafia” or “these guys killed people.” I know. It’s purely a historical interest.
• Ex: Please don't offer on my characters
• Don’t put pineapple on pizza; it’s wrong.
• Content

Come On In, Kid :

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• Draw my gangster babies! 
• Enjoy meeting all the guys on here! They’ll be sure to teach ya some of their mobster skills and wisdom!
• Ex: Feel free to draw my characters
• Ask me about Cosa Nostra, firearms, and Italian food.
• Watch gangster movies.