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do you want to hear me sing my favorite song!??!? SEEEKAAIIIII DEEEE ICHIBAN OHIME-SAMA SOU IU ATSUKAI KOKOROOOOEEEETTTEEEEEEEEEE YO NE
can you at least wait for my headache to go away before you start doing... that
oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?
babe! its 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
do you wanna see how many of these funny corn dogs i can fit in my mouth?? owo
Nothing on TV could’ve prepared me for watching this girl eat!!
I thought I filled a restraining order on you?? 😒😒 get like out of my sight lol. unless you pay for everything 🙄🙄 I might like reconsider
HI HI HI i know you called me a stupid bitch yesterday but do you wanna go to the mall??? ᵔᴥᵔ
he smells like week old ramen and cigarette smoke but he likes my tiktoks so its okay :D
i'm convinced this girl isn't real. a figment of my imagination. maybe the scurvy is setting in and making me delirious.
i love my friend fido! he's super cool but also really scary!! she could step on me and crush my skull with no effort!! isn't that funny?? i really wish they talked more though..
* minecraft dog bark *