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((THIS IS CANNONLY ON MELODY'S DIARY AND IT'S CRACKING ME UP.))
I'm so kissable.
I look in the mirror and think "I wish I could kiss myself", because if I could, I would. In fact, I have tried kissing myself multiple times, but it feels like putting on lipstick. The people that kiss me are so lucky like... Man... How much would you pay to kiss someone like me? I wouldn't be able to utter a number.
I look at my eyes and think "Jesus, I'm so hot". I look at my hair and think "Christ, I'm so hot". I look at my pictures and wonder, "Why am I not being kissed right now? Huh?", The next thing I know, I'm kissing somebody. I'm so kissable. Not only that, but I'm also a good kisser. My lips are so kissable. I'm kissable. I'm so kissable.
I open my wardrobe and think, "Man, these people are lucky that I've bought their clothes. Those designers out there... Whoever made the fabrics that cover me day after day are so lucky that I chose them. Can you imagine designing something that I would wear? It must be a hard task. They must feel so lucky that I wear their clothes. God, my skin is so kissable." I think there are people out there who would pay to become my shampoo, even. That's because I'm kissable. I'm super kissable. Melody, the most kissable person to ever put a foot on a stage.
I bet there's people out there that would cut off their limbs just to lock eyes with me. People that would die to stroke my hair, even. Yeah, there's definitely people who would die for me... I think I can name a few. Unfortunately. I mean, some of them are nice, I guess? But man, aren't they creepy. Uh, where was I? Ah, yes- If I didn't already own my own body, I'd cut up my face to look exactly how I look like and starve myself to death if needed to have the closest thing to the body I reside in tight now. I would even go bald and have synthetic hair put inside of my head to replicate my current hair. I don't think I could replicate my lips, though. Nah, they're unique. And kissable. They're so kissable.
I could shower once a year and I'd still look like an angel. GOD, I'm so kissable. I'm so, so, so, so, very kissable. In fact, I would go out of my diet just to eat them, if they were for sale (and if cannibalism was allowed). Man, I love my lips. Oh, and have I talked about how much I love my nails yet?
I would tear up my own face with my nails if I didn't love myself too much to do that. Can you imagine that? Being torn to shreds by my nails? Huh. Now that I think about it, I have scratched a lot of people in the past - for self-defense, mostly. They better be thankful every day - do they know how many people would pay for me to scratch an itch for them, or fight them? Ooh, imagine fighting myself. Wouldn't that be nice? A fight against me, against Melody. Fuck, I wish I could fight myself. And kiss myself. I'm hella kissable.
Nyoooooooooom
5 months, 6 days ago
nYoOOOooOoOm (hi from class)
5 months, 5 days ago
6 months, 12 days ago
HE DEFINITELY WOULD LMAO - And don't worry, I didn't take that as an insult!! I'm glad you see him that way, actually :D it sorta makes it more amusing to make fun of him
6 months, 9 days ago
Hey :D
1 year, 8 months ago
Hi! :D
1 year, 8 months ago
(not sure if it posted) Hi! :D
1 year, 8 months ago
Currently going crazy over the fact that you can publish and reply to stuff in character
1 year, 8 months ago