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Hey Gayboy! You’re gonna have to go shopping, ‘cause I ate the last of the pizza rolls.
I literally went to the store like, two days ago.
I'm gonna put you in the microwave
Luci!!! Can you believe it? They actually employed me somewhere!
Ayy look at you!! you should totally steal me some sudafeds.
Well remember when you! when you ... uh. when you....never mind.
Hey— Hey— do you remember that time your hands got stuck to your drumsticks? Good times…