MY SPOUSES

I will KILL BITE MURDERED you if you even LOOK funny in their direction     

slash jaying obviously, but goofiness aside, these guys have absolutely no chance of ever leaving my heart (and some were gifts that I could never release even if I did want to) so DO NOT MAKE OFFERS OR ASK FOR PINGS. I'll delete comments if I have to and I'm also married to the block button, in the case of pushy people.