Yes, hello. I'll try to be brief. I consider myself an archivist. I track down information and preserve it, no matter how small.

I feel as if sections of my collection are lacking a sort of... character, let's say. Every item has a story, but bigger ones are always so dull. Everyone knows how the trojan horse was used, or who shot this nose off the sphinx. Being the sentimental sort, what I like is personal tales. This specific set of glasses, or that particular copy of a book.

Thus, I'd wonder if anyone is willing to part with something they have no use for, or just don't want to see again. I can gladly negotiate prices, and if said item has a... less than wholesome reaction to its ownership, I will do all I can to relieve you of it without causing any trouble!