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You are a bird(?) that gave me a call centre headset with a piece of your boyfriend in it, and told me and my group to go to a scary science facility in the middle of the woods. Are you okay?
You left me to die in a cult when I was like 10. Then let me get kidnapped by the bug government in the five minutes my sister was away. You are the worst brother ever, Tip-toe. 0/10.
Actually please be safe for five minutes. Please.