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[Topaz looks at Astrophel dispassionately through the glass] Yeah. I'm the new hero of this world, and usually a hero like me wouldn't be on speaking terms with a supervillain, but... There's something I need from you.
So I see that our friendly neighbourhood nuis-- [Astrophel pauses awkwardly. He didn't expect Topaz to make it this far, actually.] Nnnoob - Has decided to pay me a visit. My apologies, I've just heard many grand things about your exploits.
The former Dark Lord; master of a hundred solar systems, at least! He's kind of an inspiration... or he would be! If he wasn't evil!
...Well, /you/ have certainly been coming up in many of the conversations I've had as of late.
Just give up, Marauder! We can still help you, Everi can still help you!
(Or at least change you theme. Please, please change your theme.)
... [The Marauder chuckles.] I admire your sense of honor - Not attacking someone who's been left defenseless. What a predicament I've landed myself in...
[Violet looks over Astrophel appraisingly] Hm, nope. I'm too gay to see what my teammates see in you. I trust their discretion, so I'm not going to say anything, but if this is an elaborate escape attempt... Not even your former master will be able to help you, /got it/?
[Astrophel raises his hands with a wry smile - Like he's trying not to laugh.] Understandable. I'll be gentle with your teammates, Lettie. You have my word.
Yikes! You really don't play around, do you, Templar? You almost took my head off. Catch me if you can, hero!
Finally, a worthy adversary. I knew there had to be someone out there that wasn't scared of those space hussies either. I respect your courage, but you're still criminal scum. Get ready to eat lead!
Ah, hello! Looks like we've been seeing you around more often lately. If you need help signing up for diplomatic volunteer work, I'm always here to help! (Is this one of those "stans" I've been hearing about? Slang has always escaped me.)
Hey, it's so funny running into you like this again. Do you mind if I ask you to sign one more thing? It's just that I'm such a big fan. Also, do you guys have any openings...?
Listen... You're starting to get on my nerves. Think about the other people you're putting strain on! Y'know - The EMS techs who have to patch up these poor guys? The social workers who have to deal with these new delays? Civilian law enforcement who have to file all of this while booking you for assault? Seriously. (What's with this guy showing up at the school, too? If he so much as /looks/ at one of my children wrong to "get back at me" or something, I'll make him regret ever waking up in the morning.)
Oh, don't you try to get all high and mighty on me. You're just a gopher for some megalomaniacal, heretical Space God! You just don't want anyone threatening your authority over the sheep. This isn't peace- it's sedation. I'm the only one who's going to bring true justice to this world.
You never were interested in helping anyone, huh? No wonder you weren't Brigadier material.
Step aside, you purple skank. No one can stop my ascension now.
Listen, I know you think you're doing good, but this level of crime doesn't necessitate this level of violence. We have a whole system in place to help these people and you're gumming up the works! Please stop!
I never needed you guys anyway. I work better alone and I don't need some Alien overlord to help me either! There's strength in humanity. Death before dishonor!
Sure, uh, anything for a fan! You know, you don't need the iridescent armor to help your community, have you ever considered helping out at a soup kitchen or something...?
I'm SUCH a huge fan of the Brigadiers! I know I'm gonna join you guys one day, haha, just you wait! Can you sign this?
Hey, Green- er, Chris. Sorry, old habits. It's nice to see you again. Give the wife and kids my love, won't you?
Haha, it's nice to see you too! Working hard or hardly working? Remember to sleep, okay? I know how you get.
Listen to me: you might think you've been chosen for greatness by some higher power but, in reality, you're just the latest in a long line of suckers. I almost feel bad for you... Not bad enough to not avenge all those poor people, though.
So, you're the newest false idol I need to crush under my heel... Don't you know that God's dead? I'd stay in that gaudy bauble of yours if you know what's good for you. (I've never actually met a real supernatural entity before... but if it bleeds, I can kill it)
LMAO, you actually pushed that clerk's chair back in. A supervillain... Who do you think you're kidding? You couldn't hurt a fly!
If I'm such a non-threat, then just stay on your base and out of my hair! Go home, Blue! Er, Brigadier! Blue Brigadier!
A new supervillain? This hasn't happened in a while... Reports show there's been a couple 'bank robberies', but mostly he's just broken in and waited around. What's your angle, Aviator?
Don't you have space problems to worry about? Let this stupid city solve its own issues.
Violet! My Vio! My Lettie! My Violettie! [Blue snorts into a laugh.] Somebody's gotta patch everyone up, and I can't let anyone else do that! Here's to more bruised kneecaps from your crinoline, you goober.
Blue! My best friend, my right hand! And the only one of us who knows anything about medicine! I'm so glad you decided to stay on the skeleton crew with me.