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“Dumpster goblin. Little fiend. My love you are truly so darling.
Forever and always my dear.”
I ated the glow stick slurpee and now I shiny .w. lemme give you glowy kiss
You look tired dear friend. Why don’t you rest with me for a while? Let me care for you and treat you like you should have been a long time ago. Rest now dear fledgling. I will protect you.
---hugs Ta'xet tightly from behind, resting his head close to their neck- breathing shallow as if stuck in thought.--- I care for you truly, Scholar Magician... If you don't believe me, I will become the next Dracula if you perished. I will kill everything, and everyone for you.
“Ouch, that’s a lot of talk for a glow stick covered in stickers”
"You kinda smell like burnt carpet, TAKE A SHOWER"
I wish be in between your thighs.
“How tf am I supposed to respond to that”
“You can’t! They’re too cute!”
You're stopping me from completing my mission... let me kill ZION DAMMIT !!
“Wow those feelings are strong, you could say they’re…electric! Hah! But seriously don’t hurt yourself (does the it’s electric boogie silently)”
“Cuddle buddy, best buddy- if anything were to happen to you I’ll kill everyone on sight- then myself.”