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"He's all big and bad like oh my god I can turn into shadow things. Like yeah so can my hands when ive got a candle lit like that's not a power. You're not a god you're a literal shadow puppet. Like an actual one. Kids make you at sleep overs. Honestly he's fine like I like all the guys and I like him too but really...he makes it so fucking easy to annoy him. And hiding behind the other guys when he goes off is like. My MO. I mean they're HUGE it's not hard for my li'l mousey ass. It's probably a good thing i'm cute, come to think of it. "
"She mocks me a lot. I really don't know how to feel about her-- oh wait, yes I do. Girl is a literal terrorist-- a bomb in my life. Do you know she just waltzes up in the bathroom when any of us shower? We are men and too uncaring to buy a curtain and she be talking 'bout" why you got a hard-on in the shower". Idk, why are you in the bathroom when you know it's occupied? Why you harassing me? This girl will walk in my room when I'm trynna jack off, see my dick in my hand and will sit on my bed like " what ya watching?" Porn. It's porn, Opal. What did I do in a past life to deserve this hostility?"
"Okay but like he talks like a computer. And he's super smart. But I like super smart guys even if i don't understand half of what he says without a literal thesaurus app open all the time on my phone. But he s cute. And he's sweeter than the other dudes give him credit for. I kinda like trying to get him to smile."
"Opal is astonishingly idiosyncratic. I find myself often questioning her motives, wondering if she is as genuine as she may come across. I harbor no negative thoughts towards her, but then again I do not know much about her; instead, it is she who knows more about myself. However, I'd be lying to myself if I were to say I didn't find her a little pulchritudinous."
"He keeps calling me April. It's Opal. But he's nice, and it's fun to hang out on rainy days with him. His plants make me feel like we're in like. Mesopotamia or some shit. Also his tea is amazing. He's like the best rainy day partner for real. Plus it's fun to watch him take the piss out of Zhak"
"April spends too much time alone with Zhak in his room. I'm convinced she's one of his hookers, but he won't answer me for sure....at least she helps me water my plants."
"I don't know much about Nik. He's like. A mystery. Probably because I don't speak Russian. I think he likes me tho?"
"Small, strange girl. Wears little clothing. Smells nice. She would make good Russian bride."
"This bitch stay trippin, stealin all my drugs n shit n be all like " oh I didnt do it", right, because we all believe yo lil gremlin hands aint a klepto. Nah, forreal tho, she's bad and I fuck hard with her even though she still aint let me hit it-- Guess she's scared she'll fall for me."
"Listen he tries real hard to be tough but at the end of the day he's a big pussy cat. Don't know WHY he thinks he's all hard. But whatever, he's funny, got good drugs, and seriously the clubs we go to -slap-. If he'd stop hoeing around like his dick's a sandwich and he's tryina stop world hunger we'd probably bang."
" I once saw her tit fall out of her bathing suit when she did a canon ball in my pool. We don't talk about it."
"He isn't a bad guy. He just looks like a bad guy. He is actually kinda sweet, but you didn't hear that from me."
" I never thought I'd have one of my kids living in my house past 18, rent free, not in college, and making minimum wage. I certainly never thought I'd have someone who wasn't my kid doing the same thing."