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???? 1. we are siblings 2. u were literally the reason i got kicked out of our parent's house
im going to develop a parasocial relationship over you now.
i need this guy in my house RIGHT NOW.
hey what'll happen if i lick this icicle
no <3 *kills you* *resurrects you* *kills you* *resurrects you* *kills
do you ever think a cowboy could escape the cycle of death and rebirth
you've completely forgotten about me, haven't you.
you went missing right before my very eyes but i swear to rushara i will find you again if it means i have to spent my whole life hunting for you.
hello darkness my old friend
oh you're lonely??? watch this. *steals your face*
hiiiiiii i miss you and think about you fondly do you want to go out for coffee sometime? :D
i'm getting a restraining order on you and if i ever see you again i'm punting you into the sea.
i literally don't remember who you are
what you did has left me with lasting scars and every day i look over my shoulder in fear that you'll find me again and drag me back. i won't ever live without terror again.
look you did a lot of really messed up things and i have really complex feelings about you but also if you asked me to come back despite everything i would. i'm sorry but i would.
who are you again?
my son. my beautiful baby boy. i would do just about anything for you my sweetheart.
can you stop giving me trauma please.
oh sorry that was me??? uhh. my bad. um. idk how to help you sorry i'm doing a very bad job at being a god :(
hey its your fault that i exist in a permanent in-between state and others are incapable of remembering me can you like. fix that. please.
can you start being responsible you are a god you need to act like it.
dad stop calling me i thought i blocked your phone number.
son you will never understand the triumphant highs and lows of blacksmithing and hardcore partying
can you let me die again please i swear to god.
tee hee <3 *makes you come back again but Wrong*