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I get to get paid in money and cheese, have a boss who's sorta like me, AND I get to have something to do? What more could I ask for? MAYBE for him to I don't know, DRINK NORMAL COFFEE?? PLEASE???
"Wish she'd let me borrow her sick scythe, but she won't let me anywhere near it for some reason... Fucking boring!"
“I’m doing ya a favor. I like you but for some reason, Suga doesn’t. You’re gonna get a chunk taken outta ya if you’re anywhere near him.”
“Just like my crimes, I think my jokes are #2DIE4 :)”
"Your jokes are kinda #cringe, but your crimes are real funny so I can look past that!" (yes he said hashtag out loud)
"Where do the boots stop and the pants start? Could I find out, pretty, pretty pleease?" (mischievous)
"Hey, hands off! Don't touch there- unless you're gonna give me a good time, of course."
"...! Ah, it's Wooseok... Don't look at me like that! My face is not red! Maybe you just wouldn't understand it 'cause you've never had a friend as good as Wooseok! He's a bit mean sometimes, but that's all Yumenari like us. Fuck off."
"You're a fucking freak. Yes, I can say that! And stop clinging to me like that, C doesn't like the way you reek."
"You're SOOOOOOOOOOO boring when you're solved and shit... OOPS! I didn't mean to scramble you teehee!!!"
ya gotta be careful who ya trust, kid! yer the kinda kiddo that sneaky types can scam with their eyes closed. never me, though, got that?
Thanks for the advice, but please give me back my wallet!
Frowning makes you age by a hundred years! Try smiling sometimes, heeho!
Hell would freeze over before you find a smile on me.
I Want You. im free every monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday just let me know please. Please.
What? You want to hang out? My schedule's packed, there's no freetime.
hey OLD MAN i can hear your BONES CREAKING from all the way OVER HERE lol!!!!!! what a LOSER!!!!!
Please get out of my office. Take your toilet paper rolls off my windows too.
saw the freak they live with... what a pushover, am i right?
Mmm…. Yako is weird… that’s ok though!
something's wrong with 'em... wonder how many times i have to stab 'em to see!
If you stab me again I’ll stab you also
he's kinda stupid, yknow? caught me after giving someone a... "scolding"... and he just smiled at waved at me! good for me!!
yako? of course he’s a good guy!! he’s always smiling, yanno? ehe and he’s older than me.. so i have to respect him..!!!
hi ^^ hi :3 haiiiiii ^0^ hiya >0< (stabs u cutely)
whenever he speaks i just nod my head and pretend to understand….
ya take ONE day off, and the next thing ya know, ya got some snotty kid at ya door sayin' he's ya son!
my monthly income! :D
there was somethin' 'bout missing an anniversary? can't remember.
If he knows what’s good for him he’d better not check his suit pockets! Should’ve known better than to trust a man who stared at money more than me! (Literally! How long can someone look at cuttlewishes?!)
kinda reminds me of ol' big boss. guess that's why they say ya should never get involved with someone that reminds ya of ya family... they say that, right?
I did not find Sato problematic, however, I found myself realizing that the longer I was with him, the more I found myself... wanting to test other waters. I do however hope he takes a break sometime.