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Hello? Emergency services? I believe one of your elder care patients escaped from her facility. She seems disoriented and keeps wetting herself, I'd advice you come immediately to pick her up before she hurts herself and others. Bring a firehose, she desperately needs a bath.

zenith? love'im more'n anythin', even when 'e's drivin' me up tha wall. 'e's kind, 'e's gentle, 'e makes me laugh, even when it ain't feel so easy ta' do. a real looker, too, if m'allowed ta' throw that in'ere. maybe s'corny, but things ain't ever seem so bad when 'e's nearby, ar when'e gives me one'a'em smiles that makes me feel like'a dumb teenager again. safety ain't no easy thing ta find, but s'real hard ta' feel unsafe when'e's got his arms 'round me. proud'a 'im, too. i know he ain't always got it easy, but that good heart'a his never changed, an' that ain't no easy thing. 'e's stronger'n 'most anyone else i know far that. truthfully, sometimes i ain't know what i done in'a past life ta earn'im, but must'a been somethin' good, eh?