This user is not visible to guests.
Alright, you can try to fuck with me
But before you do, there's something you should probably know
I keep that motherfuckin' thing on me and by thing I mean dad
Trust, you don't wanna make me mad 'cause I got him on speed dial
And he's rich as all heck
And he's strong, he'll be comin' for your neck
Yeah, my dad is straight evil, he's a mafia boss
And he's cutting me checks, now I'm lost in the sauce
Give me an arbitrary job cause I have no skills
Nepotism got me making them bills
First grade I had a bully, he was straight dissin'
Asked the principle for help, but he wouldn't listen
Told my dad, next day they were both missin'
Like "Shape of Water" they were sleeping with fishes
And did I mention he's a vampire? My dad can't die
Paler than a motherfuckin' overcast sky
Only comin' out at night, killin' folks with one bite
Think he sucks? Well, you goddamn right
Me and dad at the ball park, hittin' balls with a bat
If you bully me, you're gonna brawl with a bat
Who needs a sugar daddy when you got a sugar dad?
Unlimited allowance, no cap
Dad been alive for 400 years, vampire shit
He don't show up in the mirrors, rich man shit
He don't show up for his kids
How he live forever, but ain't got time for his kids?
But it's cool
I get that money from the top (bitch)
Call that "trickle down economics"
You don't wanna mess with me, I promise
The money never stops, but it's got a lot of commas
If I have a bad dream, then I'm hoppin' in his coffin
Dad's richer than Jeff Bezos
It ain't fall, but he's raking up pesos
Puttin' all my haters underneath gravestones
I'm like a baby mouse 'cause he feed me queso, little bread like panko
You will never have a rich dad
You will always have a tiny baby. bitch dad
You could have money in the bank, but your dad can't hang
'Cause he ain't got fangs, and he don't lead gangs, bitch
momita here <33 damn I love your art style my friend! also, if you don't mind me asking, what pronouns do you use? just want to make sure I can be as respectful and accurate as possible <3
Leaving a snazzy comment for a snazzy friend, i love your artstyle and your ocs are all very pretty!
Keep up the amazing work :3
AAA HIS NAME IS WICCAN and i am in love with him GEHSDBSJDHJ hes from the young avengers comic!!!!!
Hes the son of wanda and vision and he is a wizard man and he literally got gay married to hulkling and and they are so cute i love Him
IM LOVE THAT SM??? I NEEDA GET CAUGHT UP WIT ALL THIS MARVEL STUFF SO IM NOT ALL CONFUSED GRRRR
EITHER WAY HE SEEMS SO COOL IM LOVE HIM ALSO
YSAHEYAHGS i still need 2 get my grubby hands on the comic I hope that they reintroduce him n his brother speed to the mcu since hes only in the comics I MEAN THEY KINDA DID IN WANDAVISION BUT IM JUST LIKE HMM....
SORRY I COULD RANT AB MARVEL N SHIZ BUT I WONT BUF BUT HE IS VERY SWAG FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN OF HIM
corvidcaws's Profile Comments