Denver flavored cereal except it's just a half-empty box of salt with a blurry box top in an inconvenient place.

I was fidgeting too much and forgot he was in my hands so I accidentally fidgeted a hole through his almost completely deflated head... :F

rest in peace wife ):

Help, the wife has gotten so small. He's shrinking...

Many people irl and online have been talking about Demi being a tall guy. Taking a survey to see if he really should be tall. (O,..,O)

Edit: When I first made him he was supposed to be between average male and female height, I messed up my simple math somehow and he ended up around average female height. Technically, he should be more around 5'6.5, I just can't do the math. If I were to adjust him I'd probably bump him up to that at least. I'm so sorry Demi...

FALSE ALARM, my wife is safe, somebody just put him in a safer place without telling me. :F

HELP, I MISPLACED MY WIFE. I CAN'T FIND HIM AND HE CAN'T FEND FOR HIMSELF BECAUSE HE'S SMALL, LIGHTWEIGHT, AND PATHETIC.

Didn't end up popping Balloon Demi, someone offered him for money at one point but I had to turn it down because he's my new wife.

(Yes, this is VERY important. Must announce IMMEDIATELY.)

Wait- so is this some sort of grand announcement or-?