digi's Links
"He touches up my tattoos whenever I get them pockmarked in the army. He's a genius with scar tissue."
βVironβsβ¦ uhβ¦ theytoy? Boytoy but like, genderless. You know what I mean. I like them, we donβt hang enough.β
"We don't talk too much, but he's really chill. We should probably smoke together sometime. He seems like he'd be a beast at Smash Bros."
"Stinky bastard baby beloved"
(said in the same cadance of that one Spongebob episode) "I like Zekou."
βMore bitter than his brother. Though I can understand it well.β
"I want to trust him, but it seems too good to be true."
"I want to piledrive him every time I see him, I love him."
βYou ALSO get a pass for 3stocking me from zero because I love your lil ass.β
"I like your funny words magic man!"
βWouldnβt you like to know, weatherboy.β
"Oh she's... She's really nice! And pretty too, I like her piercings!"
βHow is she still performing regular functions? This girl is so closeted I donβt think she even knows what a lesbian is, despite living with a gratuitous amount of them.β
"I like him! One of the few men I actually like."
"I would commit so many crimes for this shrimp. Don't test me. I'll find a way to commit crimes."
ββ¦I mean, how Tetra didnβt notice she liked women when she was friends with Trixie is a level of denial that should get some kind of award.β
"I may be a little bitter about what's going on between her and Tetra, but she's really nice... Not like I've told her that or anything."
(shakes him around like a dog shaking its toy) [https://youtu.be/-LewKgm79-8]
(scrabbling back at her like its a wrestling match)
"YOU GAY LITTLE TWUNK I'M GONNA KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH PLATONICALLY"
"I LOVE YOU, BITCH!!! I AIN'T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU, BITCH!!!"
"I've never met a man that loved and respected me this much. I could never ask for a better partner for the rest of my life. I love you stinkstink <3."
"Ah... I can't even begin to explain what I feel for him. But of course I will try. ζγγ¦γγ, my Angel."
"Maybe! Just maybe! You are so very close, take your time honey."
"You know, I'm starting to think those homoerotic lyrics are about my long lost twin or something."
"I will never fuck you. Never. I would rather be dead than fuck you."
"You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid, etc etc."