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no eyes edd shrugs at the fancy man, the world may never know
“if your name is no eyes edd... do you have a mouth then? a nose? a face?”
In the Sonic the Hedgehog trailer, Sonic let off an EMP powerful enough to knock out electronics on the entire Pacific Northwest. According to GoNorthwest, the area has a population of around 15 million. Bump Reveal. estimates that 3,978,497 babies are born every year in the United States. Using statistics from Bliss it is estimated that about 1 in 7 babies in the UK require a neonatal unit upon their birth. Assuming this statistic translates to the United States, this would mean that 568,365 need this treatment in the US yearly.The United States has approximately 327.2m people living there, meaning that the Pacific Northwest holds approximately 4.5% of the US population, translating to 25,576 babies needing neonatal treatment in the area yearly. Using Bliss's statistics again, it can be seen that the average stay in the neonatal clinic for a baby is one week. Considering there are 52 weeks in a year, this means that 1/52 of this figure are in the clinics at any one time.This translates to 491 babies in the area where Sonic the Hedgehog immediately cuts complete power and life support to. Sonic is literally a mass baby murderer.
I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This Big" and I said "That's disgusting" so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the hedgehog you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? THIS IS WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE! THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL POINT, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOON!!!