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Ali is the sunshine spreading her sopranos amongst a tired bed of roses! If only she would allow me the sweet salvation of the moonlight shining upon a quiet lake!
I love Robin, I really do, but if he keeps asking about that GODDAMN LAMP I'm going to go BONKERS. It's ugly and he knows it's ugly.
Pam is nice and all but. I'm not entirely sure how i feel about her and her preference for... college aged men. Like that's a little TOO young for me thank you
Michelle, sweetheart, you have to aim lower. That David guy is too old for you (and also he's a dick)!
That's my brother!!!!! He's really cool!!! On my first day of school he drew this cool looking doodle on my arm for good luck! And it worked!!!!!!
Ah, my dearest little sister. She and my parents are the only brightness in this dark, cruel world. Should I find that anything has happened to my sister, I would find the one responsible and make them wish they were never born.
My coworker,,, she's okay, but she mentions Brendon all the time and that kinda sucks. She seems to be obsessed or something. Thankfully, one of the pieces of information she DOESN'T know is that I'm his brother... I still try to avoid her, though.
Steven's my coworker!!!! He's kind of a weeb but thats okay cause im a weeb too! I wish he knew of more idols tho so i could talk to him about Brendon more :(
Amelia does her best, and that's all I can really ask for in an employee. There's not much to say, really, but I value her work.
This is my boss! She's kinda mean, but i like her!!!
[John Evans AU] I used to not hold a very high opinion of Michelle, but... she helped me alot during,, yknow. She was almost like what I'd imagine how a real motherly figure would be like. I wish I'd had a better relationship with her for longer, and I appreciate her greatly for everything she's done for me and John.
Oh Jafie... I never really had the opportunity to get to know you and now that it's too late I just.... I miss you.. I hope wherever you are, you're at least happy.
Michelle was incredibly entertaining to be around during my relationship with Ryan, and going to the "Evans family" get-togethers never left me bored. She's definitely a bitch, but that was part of the fun.
Jafie is the rudest woman I've ever had the displeasure of meeting! What is WRONG with her! She has no right to step near my baby boy ever again!
[John Evans AU] Grandma is actually nice to me,,, I don't know what I'd do without her. I love her so much.
John is such a sweet boy!! It's so nice being his grandma!!! My only complaint is that he needs to come over more!!
Dad's quiet most of the time. Honestly our relationship is purely superficial. I know nothing about him.
Ryan's the only kid who didn't turn out to be a complete fuck up. As far as I'm concerned he's an only child.
Honestly, he shouldn't keep cheating on his wife if he's gonna be this bad at it.
I had nothing to do with this woman.
David didn't do as much as Michelle did to me but.... I'm still scared of him.
Maybe if our first kid didn't end up being such a fuck up, things wouldn't be this hard for the rest of us. She's ungrateful too!
My mom's a little clingy, but its whatever.
My darling angel son! I love him so much! I remember when he was just a baby! How quickly they grow up..
Things have been rough ever since we had Andrea. I don't wanna talk about this further.
I.. love David. Yeah. I love him. And he loves me. Let's change the subject now.
Michelle... she.. did a lot to me. Kinda messed me up for a long time, haha. I'm still trying to recover from spending 18 years under her roof but.. I'm getting better! I have a therapist now and I've cut off most of my family.
I don't affiliate myself with Andrea. As far as I am concerned she is not a part of this family.
I swear, it's like every single guy I've slept with has such a weak pull-out game.
Why did you throw me away mother.
Hey I literally hate you
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Alina is an angel but also I want to know WHERE She learned to say Мудак because *I* sure as hell didn't teach her that!!!!!
Dad isnt teaching me how to curse in Russian so I took his phone and called my aunties to ask one of them!!!! Now I know how to say bad words and nobody knows I'm saying them!! its the perfect crime!
Everyone look at my son please he's so wonderful??? But he definitely didn't get his demeanor from me haha, but I like watching Cars with him! I love him so much oh my god
Daddy!!! He's my favorite- he is the best of the best and I love him!!!!! He has so many lightning McQueen things too and that's awesome
Who are you again?
oh I would KILL to have THE Alice Angel on the cover of my magazine, are you KIDDING me? Seriously all the greasy gamers would be going WILD for an issue where she's on the cover!