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Hayyyyyy do you like this picture :3? *holds up picture of smooth squirtle.* Smooth..? Smoothening?...
NOT YHE SMOOTHENING…… is it even real… or was it just made up……. IM GOING NUTS
WYD WHEN I PULL UP TO YOUR HOUSE ALL DRIPPED OUT IN MINION MERCHANDISE!?!?!?!?!?!?!
ERM… WHAT THW FLIP!!! WYD WHEN I PULL UP DRIPPED OUT IN BAND UNIFORM AND START BLASTING PEPTUNES LIKE A FREAKING NERD???
.. IDHAOFHEJ JESUS CRYIST DONT JUMP SCARE ME?? didnt i tell you that was rude grandma?!?.. grandma…. you uh.. got an apple there huh?.. yup.. again with the .. standing.. mhm!!
*APPROACHES WHILE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH STILL HOLDING THE APPLE.* Nutrition.
umm!!! yeah...hi!! ..im ..goood..haha..how r u?? not hanging around my husband too much i hope!!!!
yo!!! isnt you jays partner?! whats up man! :)
.......oh......
You caused all of my pain. You ruined my entire life. I hope you live everyday in agony and pain with what you did. Let that guilt rot inside of your brain. Your mind. Your soul. Everything. Your entire essence. Let it rot until it becomes nothing. Because you deserve nothing. You horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE cretin.
im skylar :333 u r cute boey??? thx i luv me crown 2 i am pretty pricness u liek me ya? cute boey?
……… um.. hi?.. uh….. who.. are you! again! my bad! i dont entirely remember you.. i like your burger king crown!
i luv gacha lif it iz so good im glad u agree thx
……………….. um..yeahh.. gacha life.. am i right … . *NERVOUS*
WHY R U SO MEAN 2 ME!!! I DID NUTHING 2 U!?!?1/!?/!//!1
I DONT WANT UR..WEIRD..JAM....UMMM..
what the fuck is UP bro yk what i hope you die in a ditch LOOSER!! LMAO!! jk do you want some blueberry jam
HI AUNT CHAIR! *BRINGS OUT BURNT CRISP OF ASHES* I JUST MADE U A NICE CAKE WITH UR RECIPE! WANNA TRY IT!
....oh!!!!!!!.. uhm!! well I would..certainly love to but uhm! I just had lunch so I'm a bit stuffed..more for you though!
hai are you a shark because.. .. beavuse .. your… teeth are .. .. I MEAN uh.. … are you the color pink because.. youre .. hoodies ponk and.. pink is.. pretty.. like you..
awwww!!! ur so good with ur wordz my luv!!!! <3 <3 <3 thatz so cute thx!!!!
HUH!??!!? WHAT!!! Sorry I was this REALLY funny meme here look it's this minion!! And he's like, exercise?? I thought you said EXTRA FRIES!! HAHAHAHAJAHA ISNT IT SO FUNNY?!?
hi mom!! omg so today at work i had a CRAZY DAY!! and- .. are you even listening to me?? STOP SCROLLING THROUGH MINION MEMES
mrormowo!! mrowmrow.. mfowmrow! MORW!! mrow.. meeooroww!! mroeow :-)
morwmrowmr meow mewo!!! mrow mrowmorm mauow!!!! :333
…. STOP.. DONT.. You fUCKING DARE YOU DUMH BITCH SFOP GET AWAY FORM ME SOTIAPFPBN
I WILL DESTROY YOU EX FATHER. I WILL END OUR FAMILYS BLOODLINE. I DID NOT ASK TO BE BORN.
omnonmnomnomnonmonm nomnomnonmnomn pfbfptbpbpf ombomonmonmonmonmnom
hey chris! whats up bud!!! .. gimme the soap.. cmon.. get that out of your motuhh… GOD IM A HOTRIBOE PARENT
GRGAGRAGRGRGARRGA NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GUNNA MAKE ARTZ AND CRAFTZ U CANT STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
hey kiddo!! .. STOP. .. PUT THAT DOWN.. NONONONONON DROP THE KNIFE
....WHAT!?!??1//!/1/1 JAYFEATHER? HELLO??
HI MOMMY TARANTULA TREX TRACTOR TAZOR TOAD TOBACCO TOILET TOFU!!
YA I DID THX!!! URZ LOOKZ SO GOOD TOO WTF!??!?! LUV THE CURL!!!
HI SHEEB!!! OMG DID U DO UR HAIR TOSAY? IT LOOKS GOOD!!
RLLY GOOD BRAH!!! I LUV HER MORE THEN ANY1 ELSE...
WUTS UP KYLE!! HOWS THE MONSTER ENERGY WIFE