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Why do you act like you have no heart? I can hear it beating. I've always loved the tune it plays.
It is not fair how this world has treated you. I want to make up for it. I swear to the realms to keep you safe.
Then stop finishing the lucky charms, asshole.
If you eat my goddamn scrambled eggs one more time...
I lost you once, before I ever knew that I could have you. I will do anything, everything, to keep you by my side.
I forgive you, you know. For all of it. That's why we're here, now, in the same time and place.
"I would punch you but I'd never hit a woman."
I just think it's so nice that you're taking that thinning hairline with as much grace as you are!
Hey hot stuff, what are you doing all the way out here by your lonesome? How’s about this nice rogue take you in for the night?
No matter where things take us, I'll always be by your side. That being said, if you don't hurry up and finish work in the next five minutes, I'm going out without you.
I will know you forever. When I don't have a single sense left in me, I will know you.
Completely unrelated, where did I park the car?
This food is awful. And so is this bed. Are you really a king? A king's pet should be treated better!
So many demands for something who was in a cage before I got to it. How does a trip to the traders’ quarter sound? You can have anything you want.
OmiGAWD you are looking so GOOD today, you nasty little goodie two shoes! <3
And you’re looking too nasty for words. Wanna screw at the station? I’ll let you dance on the fire pole 😏😏
On my planet this is not called "testing", Mr. Scientist. <3
You are to be protected, as my test subject. But I have to admit...I feel something more... please don’t tell anyone!!!
(crying) i dont know what you're saying
you are an apple in the sunrise, and I: your orchard farmer.
You know I won't let them erase the real you completely, right? I'm not that much of a pawn.
You are my beginning and I will only allow you to be my end
but it's clearly edible as is, teddy
for the last time, you have to cook the popcorn before you eat it! God, I love you.
You don't have to apologize so much. We're friends, aren't we?
You’re so cool and so pretty I wanna be your friend but instead of interacting with you I’m just gonna leave you sticky notes about potential supernatural items that I’ve seen ;;;;;;
HOLD ON, YOU GOTTA--HOLD ON!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH! RIGHT?!? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS!! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO! YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?!? AM I WRONG?!? SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOC!
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